Gaea, harpies, centaurs... a really excellent trilogy. Hard to believe Titan came out over 25 years ago.
F*CK. I had just bought So Much More. Well, I guess back to watching a Midsummer Night's Dream. How about A DONKEY? Whatever a man and a woman and another woman with a penis do to a midget with a donkey is their own gosh darned business.
Considering that a Centaur is a human head and torso grafted onto a horse's legs and torsos the um.. functional aparatus would be in the same location as a horse's. Now this would be really interesting if it was a half human half horse but one half on the right and one one the left.
here's more: And then we wonder why ANIMALS ATTACK us. I'll tell you why... 'cuz one man is f*ck*ng them and ridin'em. What animal would I have sex with, you ask? A HORSE... 'cuz that's a beautiful animal... and when you f*ck a horse, you'll always have a ride home.
Milky Way = Melkweg? I like that Melkweg place both times I was in Amsterdam. Electronica dance were on the menu, though, instead of Stooges and human/horse love. As to the original topic... given the anatomical makeup of a centaur, wouldn't it be hard for a human male to satisfy the centaur female? I'm pretty sure size does matter when we are talking about the difference between human parts and horse parts. Most of us aren't really hung like horses.
2 things...I cant believe the attention/response this thread has received and I can't believe i keep checking to see what people think.
That's the place. Milky Way is the English translation. I figured using it would be easier for folks here, rather than going with the Dutch spelling. They don't have that media room any longer? Are you sure? The place was pretty large. Oh, well... time marches on. It's been 20 years, so I'm sure it's changed. What did you think of the menu for the various substances for sale? They still do that? It's very common in A'dam, but the first time I went to the Melkweg (about 35 years ago, still single) was the first time I saw that particular Dutch practice of a blackboard or bulletin board with everything up there, like the various specials at a deli. Back to the topic... did you know that part of the coronation ceremony (true story) for the ancient Celtic High Kings of Ireland, was to boink a mare? You can look it up. Our ancestors did all sorts of things we would view as absolutely nuts, and they often did it as part of significant religious rituals. Pretty trippy!
Does anyone have the link to the 'JORTS' thread from Tmac summer? The rookie needs to see the true spirit of clutchfans.net!
The problem with having sex with an animal is the possible chances of contracting an STD. These animals have sex with any other animal without thinking. Its a bad move all around for humans.
Gotta have the entire CD, otherwise, you wouldn't understand his type of comedy. And it's never gonna happen... UNTIL NOW...
They do all kinds of things with the space at Milky Way now-- art gallery, a cafe, movie showings, hip-hop concerts, disco... It's just I happen to be there for the dance nights. In any case, it's worth a visit if you got time. And yes, they still do the deli-style menu for various substances.
Cool. My wife's mother was a Dutch immigrant, who came to the States on the Normandie as a teenager in the '30's. She has lots of relatives there. I've always loved the country, so it was interesting that I ended up with someone half Dutch. A great people. I think a lot of folks see Amsterdam, and that's about it. There's so much more to the little country. Really an amazing place, and a great location to start traveling across Europe. You can get on a train in the morning, travel through some great scenery, and have dinner in Interlaken that evening, or Grindalwald, at the foot of the Eiger, if you are ambitious. Might even see a centaur.
Take some mushrooms and go to the Red Light District and you'll be starting threads about how you had a 3 way with a centaur and a phoenix and the phoenix accidentally set the centaur's hair on fire.
You couldn't catch anything that couldn't be cured with a shot. Not that anyone was aware of, or anyone I met. To be honest, there had to be some people having a bad time. I had a friend who refused to admit to having a good time. Does that count? We'd be having a gas, and I say, "Isn't this great?!?" For a brief moment he'd have this startled look, like he had forgotten himself, then he'd frown and say, "You must be kidding." (frowns some more, looks around) "They should open a window." He'd find something to complain about. Didn't matter how groovy things were, how hot the chicks were, how glorious it was that they didn't wear bras, how casual everyone was about sex, and he had plenty. He always found something that was wrong. The guy eventually did very well in business. Got divorced twice. That was much later. Then, he really was unhappy.
