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A Serious Hypothetical About Centaurs

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by don grahamleone, Sep 10, 2006.

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  1. robbie380

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    what if she has the human body for the lower half and a horse face?

    sarah jessica parker?
     
  2. Rocketeer

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    LMAO !
     
  3. arkoe

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    Centaurs need loving too.
     
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    "They let Sarah Jessica Parker be on tv, and her face looks like a foot!"
     
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    In the spirit of discourse and discovery we have going on here, I raise the very relevant question of whether centaurs have their naughty bits in the front or the rear (or both / neither / it doesn't matter, I'd hit that **** anyway)

    Before you hammer, folks, you've got to know where to place your nail..
     
  6. giddyup

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    Oral: OK
    Anal: WRONG
    Vaginal: WRONG

    What other kind are you considering?
     
  7. Steve_Francis_rules

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    This may be the greatest line ever on this board.
     
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    I challenge any male that was a teenager when The Little Mermaid came out to say they didn't want to get freaky with Ariel...
     
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    I don't know about Centaurs, but I think unicorns are pretty sweet.
     
  10. DonnyMost

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    Clutchfans. We really screwed the pooch.
     
  11. RocketMan Tex

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    Having sex with a centaur would change the words to a Willie Nelson song.

    Instead of "I went to bed at 2 with a 10 and woke up at 10 with a 2"

    it would be "I went to bed at 2 with a thoroughbred and woke up at 10 with a mule"

    :eek:
     
  12. Rocket River

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    NO!! I Don't want to see the DONKEY SHOW!

    Rocket River
     
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    Perfectly acceptable, sans eye contact.
     
  14. rrj_gamz

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    This is pretty funny...You know, if she's cute, why not...

    What about Ligers... :eek:
     
  15. KDavis

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    Austin is that you?
     
  16. Deckard

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    Nope, but that's where I live. The funny thing is that I have a more vivid recollection of the guy's hair bursting into flames, and my girlfriend and I wacking at the guys hair, trying to put it out, then I do of the chick/horse show on one of the screens. There was a camera panning the audience, too. I wonder if we were on it at the time, lol! On another screen was the Three Stooges. It was that kind of place. It's still there, although it's been many years since I've been for a visit. Just a real trip.
     
  17. Saint Louis

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    I was just thinking that this thread was some sort of attempt to get all the dungeon masters to crawl out of the closet.
     
  18. Ognilecaf

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    Then you can just brown bag it
     
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    Interesting that you bring this up. For more on the subject of Human/Centaur relationships read Titan by John Varley .

    It explores what you ask and much more.
     
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    That's one hell of a 1,000th post.
     

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