George: I have always found pastrami to be the most erotic of the salted, cured meats. Jerry: Whenever you say somehing is god and ask what's in it, the answer invariably comes back, cinnamon. Lesser bobka, I think not! ------------------ "Of course, thats just my opinion, I could be wrong" -- Dennis Miller
George: Can I say something. And I say this with a unblemished record of staunch heterosexuality... it's fabulous. ------------------ President of the Anal Retentive School for Jerks Hey, I wanted to be president of something, and I swear everyone took every other presidential position already.
Holly: "Do you always stuff meat in your pockets?" Jerry: "Uhh...sometimes I use the sofa." ~~~~~ Frank: "You know about the uh, cup sizes and all? You got the A...the B...the C....and THE D -- that's the biggest." ~~~~~ Jerry: "Because I could get urimicitisis poisoning and die, that's why!" ~~~~~ Jerry: "If you're thinking of instituting an open-door urination policy, let me just squelch that idea right now. Hey everybody, let's all go grab a bucket and go over to Jerry's for a big pee party!" ~~~~~ George: "Shut your mouths and stop kicking the seats! And if I have to tell you again, we're going to take it outside and I'll show you what it's like! And if you think I'm joking, just try me, try me -- I would love it!"
George: "We had a PACT!" ----------- George: "She invites me up for coffee. "I don't like coffee. It keeps me up." I said this to her. People this stupid shouldn't be allowed to live." ----------- George: "I always get the feeling that when lesbians look at me, they're thinking, "THAT'S why I'm not a heterosexual." ----------- Jerry: "Kramer goes to a fantasy camp. His whole life is a fantasy camp. People should plunk down two-thousand dollars to live like him for a week. Do nothing. Fall ass-backwards into money. Mooch food off your neighbors, and have sex without dating. That's a fantasy camp!" ------------- (BTW, is there, or has there been a Simpsons thread, because there really should be.) ------------------
Newman: ...but there is such thing as karma, Kramer! Jerry: Karma Kramer?? ------------------------------ Kramer: I'm out!! (From 'The Bet') ------------------------------ ------------------ Karma happens.... Victoria Titans to win it all!
Freak - do you have any of the quotes from the T-Bone/Koko/Gammy episode handy? Those were pretty good. btw, are you doing this entirely from memory? ------------------ The KRUNKministrator
Co-Co: "When I was a young girl, my Gammy always taught me..." George: "Nobody cares about your Gammy!" Kruger: "Gammy? Who's Gammy?" George: "There is no Gammy!" Kruger: "Well maybe we need a Gammy! George!" keeley -- I don't know that one too well. I don't think I have it on tape. Most all of these have been from memory though. Jeff's memory on these things is quite impressive too--and he could just be going on re-runs, which is amazing! I'm sorta cheating by watching them on tape. ------------------ "I'll be gettin real drunk and making fun of everybody"
It's because my wife and I recite these things to each other DAILY!!! Elaine: Every able-bodied Isrealite in the tri-state area is driving pretty hard to the hoop. --- Elaine: What am I, hard of smelling? ------------------ And then, depression set in...
i cant believe no-one has said this one yet.....! (in who-evers voice u want) "these pretzels are making me thirsty!"
