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A Roast, To moestavern19

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by pgabriel, Jun 18, 2009.

  1. pgabriel

    pgabriel Contributing Member

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    Post Classic Moments involving Moe, I only started this thread because of this sequence I still remember to this day from Moe's more political days.

    Oct 03



     
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    I had hoped that nobody would ever remember any of the absolutely r****ded stuff I posted in the D&D during my less enlightened days.

    Please let this thread die :eek:
     
  3. VooDooPope

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    Make him do his own laundry Finals...

    Boom Skidmarked.... errr Roasted
     
  4. KingCheetah

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    Freedom is not free: A Moes19 Retrospective
     
  5. finalsbound

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    He probably wrote that right after seeing Team America. :cool:
     
  6. moestavern19

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    The 3rd post I ever made on clutchfans... http://bbs.clutchfans.net/showthread.php?t=3447


    Date: February 2nd, 2000.
    Age: 15





    I've basically grown up on this site.


    Wait... roast?

    Shouldn't you guys be taking me to a titty bar or something?
    :mad:
     
  7. ClutchCityReturns

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    Slightly funnier because of your current signature.
     
  8. Dr of Dunk

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    You're like a self-sustaining titty bar since you're already one of the biggest boobs on this board...


    Oh. And congrats. God knows what that woman sees in you, but congrats nonetheless. I still say you're blackmailing her... but... congrats. I give it 3 days... 2 days for her to get sober and 1 day of crying... but congrats. After seeing your pic that she posted, I'm actually proud of you - you didn't discriminate against her because she's obviously blind. So yeah, like I said... congrats. I'm guessing she's marrying you because tickets to the zoo were too expensive, but hey man... seriously... congrats.


    ;)

    (seriously... congrats. :))
     
  9. mrdave543

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    Double post
     
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    This is just sad for me to post....but it was a good recap by moe. Its pretty embarrassing using the search function and finding these old threads.

     
  11. macalu

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    Moestavern has had sex with more black guys than Lisa Lampenilli at a Juneteenth parade....er, what?
     
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    More gems from early D&D...

     
  13. Kam

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    the best post ever was the one about those UT girls in Cali, and how he knew people from Texas online. He and his friends were out eating at some fast food joint if I recall. I'll search for it in a bit. He thought about telling those chicks, but felt like it would sound r****ded.



    Mr. Mooch has it in his signature. I haven't seen him post in the longest while.
     
  14. Kam

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    http://bbs.clutchfans.net/showthread.php?s=&postid=1727314#post1727314


    and there it is.

     
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    Link

    From one of moes' all time classics.
     
  16. Rockets2K

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    YA know, I thought about making a crack about you having children, but I figure that between the fumes from burning fuel oil and the sheer volume of fapping you have done over the years your baby maker probably doesnt work anyway.

    Finalsbound is registered at Adam and Eve if you want to get her something ladies.

    :p
    :D
     
  17. Pete Chilcutt

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    lmao this is really funny stuff...

    Congrats btw!

    Chilcutt
     
  18. rhadamanthus

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    One of my personal favorites , especially since it was directed at me.

    I had "**** HIM IN HIS OBAMA" in my sig for a while. Good times.
     
  19. EddieWasSnubbed

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    Congrats guys.


    I used to absolutely hate Moes, because I thought he was out to get me. In my own little world, I though he just tried to bully on me for some reason. Then, I realized it was part of his little schtick he has going. Somehow, he pulled an internet chick with that schtick. The hardest of all chicks to pull.....











    Just kidding, you douche. ;)

    Ever since I've realized you weren't just picking on me, I've laughed all along.



    As I said before, congratulations to both of you guys. :)


    P.S. Freedom costs a buck 'oh five.
     
  20. professorjay

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    finals told me that having sex w/ moes is like reading Swoly's posts.

    He has a ton of weird, over the top facial expressions and by the end you're just frustrated by the whole thing.
     
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