they should let clutch get involved. Have him follow around Yao pregame and just flop everytime Yao touches him.
Haha you guys got me cracking up, especially this one: Another one that would be funny is when the starting lineups are called and everybody's already standing on the court, finally Yao comes out and every guy he slaps hands with or bumps chest, back or shoulder with falls down or If Yao accidentally bumps a teammate and he falls down and starts complaining to the ref about the no-call and go McEnroe on him
How about a dual flop a few seconds before the opening jump ball? Wait til everyone is set including the ref, then with a wink, both of em' hit the floor...
Maybe it's just me but this idea sounds dumb. And how embarassing would that be for Shaq to just fall to the floor? Now when Popovich did the hack a shaq earlier that was funny.
Every blue moon shaq will hit the ground, but more times than not, he'll just stand his ground and hammer the guy. Against Yao, he'll never hit the ground.