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A proof that hardcore, non-working Star Wars fans have no intelligence

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by kwik_e_mart, Apr 12, 2005.

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  1. Jeff

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    I'm so glad this thread is still going. :D
     
    #61 Jeff, Apr 13, 2005
  2. RunninRaven

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    Your queue is weak, old man.
    You can't win, Darth. If you move to a different queue, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine.
     
    #62 RunninRaven, Apr 13, 2005
  3. Chuck04

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    "Luke : Listen, I can't get involved. I've got queueing to do. It's not that I like the right queue; I hate it. But there's nothing I can do about it right now... It's all such a long way from here. "
     
    #63 Chuck04, Apr 13, 2005
  4. fadeaway

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    Don't believe these foolish mortals. I am the one and only true Queue!
     
    #64 fadeaway, Apr 13, 2005
  5. Saint Louis

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    May the Queue be with you, always.
     
    #65 Saint Louis, Apr 13, 2005
  6. DarkHorse

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    "No more tickets?!? We've been in the queue over at Grauman's Chinese Theater for weeks!"

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    "I had no choice. They arrived right before you did. I'm sorry."

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    #66 DarkHorse, Apr 13, 2005
  7. RIET

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    Only a few more contributions til we can piece together the entire trilogy from this thread......
     
    #67 RIET, Apr 13, 2005
  8. Surfguy

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    Luke...I am your father! And, your in the wrong queue!

    Join me in this other queue!



    I can't believe noone used that one yet. LOL

    Edit: Oh...someone sort of did. Oops.
     
    #68 Surfguy, Apr 13, 2005
  9. Oski2005

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    Moff Jerjerrod: Lord Vader, this is an unexpected pleasure. We are honored by your presence...
    Darth Vader: You may dispense with the pleasantries, Commander. I'm here to put you back in the right queue.


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    R2, are you sure this is the right queue? I better knock, I suppose.
     
    #69 Oski2005, Apr 13, 2005
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  10. akperez

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    These get my vote! :D
     
    #70 akperez, Apr 13, 2005
  11. RocketsPimp

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    Han: Kid, are you sure this is the right queue? I've heard rumors on the Kessel shipping lanes that this is the wrong queue.

    Luke: Don't worry. They always show it here. They're just trying to trick us. I'm sure this is the right queue.

    Han: You better hope this is the right queue. I didn't stand here for 7 weeks only to find out it really is a mile away.

    Later that day:

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    Han: Dammit Kid, I told you this is the wrong queue!

    Luke: Sorry Han. Hey, at least we got to meet that Leia chick. She's pretty hot and I think wants my lightsaber if you know what I mean.

    Han: Whatever Kid. Don't get cocky.
     
    #71 RocketsPimp, Apr 13, 2005
  12. Clutch

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    #72 Clutch, Apr 13, 2005
  13. KaiSeR SoZe

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    LOL! OCP appearance:D
     
    #73 KaiSeR SoZe, Apr 13, 2005
  14. SwoLy-D

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    I see OCP making a show...
    Well, in that case...

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    "Ummmm... YEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH... about that QUEUE...
    there's going to be some people coming... soooooOoooooo-aaaahhhh...
    I'm gonna need you tooooo-aaaaaahhhh...
    move the QUEUE down there... m-kaaaaaaayyyy???"
     
    #74 SwoLy-D, Apr 13, 2005
  15. Oski2005

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    As reality set in, a rare occasion for Star Wars nerds, they prepared to make their last stand against the Grauman Federation droids when a voice suddenly rang out from stands.
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    Theater Manager Dooku: Master WinduFan69! You have fought gallantly. Worthy of recognition in the history archives of JediFans.Org. Now it is finished. (pauses briefly) Surrender - and your spot in the queue will be spared.
     
    #75 Oski2005, Apr 13, 2005
  16. Castor27

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    DIng Ding Ding, contest over we have a winner.
     
    #76 Castor27, Apr 13, 2005
  17. francis 4 prez

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    an OCP appearance has now made this thread truly legendary.


    and i don't know why, but "search your feelings, you know this is the wrong queue" had me laughing the hardest.
     
    #77 francis 4 prez, Apr 13, 2005
  18. SamFisher

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    I have queue now!!!


    Whaaaa????!?!?!?!?
     
    #78 SamFisher, Apr 13, 2005
  19. Uprising

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    How did I not see this thing before?! LMAO. This is instant classic. :D
     
    #79 Uprising, Apr 13, 2005
  20. B

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    If you have 7+ weeks to spare camping in line then I'd say you most likely do not have a job, or a life. I've done my share of overnight camping for various tickets and items, but why spend two months of your life waiting for something that will be in practically every theater in the nation?

    B
     
    #80 B, Apr 13, 2005
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