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A proof that hardcore, non-working Star Wars fans have no intelligence

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by kwik_e_mart, Apr 12, 2005.

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  1. Supermac34

    Supermac34 President, Von Wafer Fan Club

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    AWESOME
     
    #41 Supermac34, Apr 13, 2005
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    "I don't know about you guys, but I definitely got in the right queue."
     
    #42 m_cable, Apr 13, 2005
  3. Castor27

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    "Better dead here in dis queue than deader in the wrong queue. Ye gods, whatta meesa sayin'? "
     
    #43 Castor27, Apr 13, 2005
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    "How fast can you get us to the other queue ?"
     
    #44 Castor27, Apr 13, 2005
  5. JayZ750

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    Hilarious!! Can't believe I haven't seen this picture yet, especially with the Nascar thing.
     
    #45 JayZ750, Apr 13, 2005
  6. Saint Louis

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    Oh my god, this thread is great. I even laughed harder today then yesterday. Hell, even Jeff stopped laughing long enough to contribute his own one liner.
     
    #46 Saint Louis, Apr 13, 2005
  7. Jeff

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    Princess Leia: But this queue is peaceful! We have no weapons, you can't possibly...
    Governor Tarkin: Would you prefer another queue, a military queue? Then name the cinema!

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    #47 Jeff, Apr 13, 2005
  8. Phillyrocket

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    Damned old fool has taken us to the wrong queue.

    Who's more of a fool, the fool or the fool who follows him?
     
    #48 Phillyrocket, Apr 13, 2005
  9. MadMax

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    wow....just....wow.
     
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  10. Saint Louis

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    Jaffa, cree! Indeed I have seen this queue. One day the Jaffa will have their own movie, and then we shall have our own queue.
     
    #50 Saint Louis, Apr 13, 2005
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    Oh wrong movie...
     
    #51 MoBalls, Apr 13, 2005
  12. A-Train

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    Your Ton-Ton will freeze before you get to the right queue!

    Then I'll see you in hell!!
     
    #52 A-Train, Apr 13, 2005
  13. The_Yoyo

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    when I saw this on the local news a few weeks back I couldnt believe it. people were out there in line and one guy had like a desk with his desktop pc and all. it was crazy, so then my friends and I had to see this for ourselves, so we went down there after class one day and sure enough they were there at the chinese even though all early reports indicate it playing at the arclight (which is also an amazing movie theater) we parked and I asked some of the people there, at the time they all believed that the reports were false and that it was just a ploy to stop them from lining up so early. apparently according to the 2nd storm trooper i talked to there, the first two episodes played at the chinese so no reason for them to think the third wouldnt be played there. my friends and i all couldnt believe them at all. only in la/hollywood do we get a massive influx of superdorks
     
    #53 The_Yoyo, Apr 13, 2005
  14. Falcons Talon

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    Everything that has transpired has done so according to my design. Your friends, up there at the Grauman's Chinese Theatre, are walking into a trap. It was *I* who allowed the Alliance to know the location of the movie. It is quite safe from your pitiful little queuing band.

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    #54 Falcons Talon, Apr 13, 2005
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    Obi-Wan: I have a bad feeling about this.
    Qui-Gon Jinn: I don't sense anything.
    Obi-Wan: It's not about the movie, Master. It's something... elsewhere. Elusive.
     
    #55 Oski2005, Apr 13, 2005
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    So what your saying is people who stand in lines to watch something they cherish the most don't have jobs?
     
    #56 Houstonrocketss, Apr 13, 2005
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    LOL!
     
    #57 JunkyardDwg, Apr 13, 2005
  18. kwik_e_mart

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    Well, at least they have taken time off from their jobs if they have one... that's the reason why I labelled them as non-working on the thread title... they can either be employed and unemployed...

    With all matters aside, let's get back into the festivities shall we?

    The Force is definitely not with them after all :D
     
    #58 kwik_e_mart, Apr 13, 2005
  19. VesceySux

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    Aunt Beru: Where are you going?
    Luke: Looks like I'm going nowhere... I have to go finish cleaning my socks in the water fountain.
    Aunt Beru: [after Luke leaves] Owen, he can't stay in the wrong queue forever. Most of his friends have gone to the right theater. It means so much to him.
    Uncle Owen: Well, I'll make it up to him the next Trilogy. I promise.
    Aunt Beru: Luke's just not an idiot, Owen. He has too much of his father in him.
    Uncle Owen: That's what I'm afraid of.
     
    #59 VesceySux, Apr 13, 2005
  20. RunninRaven

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    Best one yet!
     
    #60 RunninRaven, Apr 13, 2005
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