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A poem to Ron Artest

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by ElDobleK, May 1, 2009.

  1. ElDobleK

    ElDobleK Literally Zan Tabak

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    Why, oh why
    would you try
    to incite
    Kobe Bryant?

    Roy the hardest
    player You've ever had to guard?
    Hardly.

    You'd better mind those P's and Q's
    Or boy, otherwise, we're through.
    Screwed.

    He's had you number
    Like I've had Jessica Alba's
    in my dreams.

    I hate rhyme schemes.
     
  2. shastarocket

    shastarocket Contributing Member

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    I don't think he meant it as a comparison of who is a better player (Roy or Kobe), he meant it more as who is a tougher cover for him.

    Plus, if Kobe wasn't hungry enough before Ron's comments, he stands no chance at beating Lebron
     
  3. ElDobleK

    ElDobleK Literally Zan Tabak

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    Don't think he meant it that way either... but we don't need any more reasons for Kobe to have a personal vendetta against us.

    It's bad enough that Battier got touted as a Kobe stopper--probably has a lot to do with why they've ripped us up so much this year. Kobe's the last player we want trying to PROVE himself to anyone.
     
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    where was the Jim Rome buzzer??? Not good.
     
  5. saitou

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    Best player tru warrier ever played against was Mike Chaffler (or whatever his name is), get it right :p

    And it doesn't matter anyway. Kobe isn't Tmac, he doesn't need extra motivation to pump him up for games. Kobe will be on his best, ready to take over the game when his team needs, regardless of what Artest says.
     
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