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A Man. A Hammer. Some Oil. His Ass.

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by GuerillaBlack, Aug 7, 2008.

  1. brantonli24

    brantonli24 Member

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    Well if you stand in front of the window with al lthe lights on and do it, then you probably can get arrested (unless a hooker think it's a signal for something).
     
  2. The Hunted

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    I assume the plastic bag was used to prevent splinters?
     
  3. rrj_gamz

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    I'm speachless...I guess they really do call him Hammer...
     
  4. boomboom

    boomboom I GOT '99 PROBLEMS

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    Winner!
     
  5. Lil Pun

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    Well, we don't know which end was being used. :eek:
     
  6. B-Bob

    B-Bob "94-year-old self-described dreamer"
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    Well, I had posted this long dialogue between the hammer guy, Ronald, and his friend Cletus, complete with pictures of each.

    And it was this confusion thing where Cletus told Ronald he really needed to get hisself a hummer, and wouldn't it be cool to receive the hummer while standing in front of an open window with the lights on.

    But in their countrified accents, hummer sounded like their pronunciation of hammer, and Ronald got confused.
    :eek:
     

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