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A Man. A Hammer. Some Oil. His Ass.

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by GuerillaBlack, Aug 7, 2008.

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  1. BiGGieStuFF

    BiGGieStuFF Member

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    STOP!! HAMMER TIME!

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    #21 BiGGieStuFF, Aug 7, 2008
  2. Lady_Di

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    From the report, he was arrested for indecency exposure. You don't need a warrant to arrest someone who is exposing her/his genitals.
     
    #22 Lady_Di, Aug 7, 2008
  3. CrazyDave

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    Liar Liar... he pretended while playing with his son that his hand was a claw beyond his control.
     
    #23 CrazyDave, Aug 7, 2008
  4. conquistador#11

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    where is horatio and his sunglasses when we need him!? =)
     
    #24 conquistador#11, Aug 7, 2008
  5. shipwreck

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    If you consider what this guy did your regular mastubatory style, then perhaps.
     
    #25 shipwreck, Aug 7, 2008
  6. meggoleggo

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    Well, as long as whoever does whatever behind closed doors - not a giant unobstructed window (no shades, no bushes) for all to see - then who are we to judge? :D
     
    #26 meggoleggo, Aug 7, 2008
  7. LeoneWestern

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    Well judging by his picture, that claw hammer had it coming... Does he not look like the kind of guy that uses a claw hammer and some motor oil to please himself.. Either that or the Tin man really does exist outside The Wizard Of Oz...
     
    #27 LeoneWestern, Aug 7, 2008
  8. Uprising

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    DAMN....That's disgusting.
     
    #28 Uprising, Aug 7, 2008
  9. SwoLy-D

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    Fixed CF.net style. Props to mlwoo. :eek:

    :cool: Props to the old man for wrapping that rascal. Umbrella. Love glove. You can add your own term.
     
    #29 SwoLy-D, Aug 7, 2008
  10. jasonemilio

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    LOLz.....yea, I don't really wanna know anyways, although I imagine it would be kinda hard to get the "claw" end .......in there......
     
    #30 jasonemilio, Aug 7, 2008
  11. EbolaScola

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    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! :eek: :confused: :(
     
    #31 EbolaScola, Aug 7, 2008
  12. codell

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    Glad to hear that the police nailed this sicko for such a perverted act.
     
    #32 codell, Aug 7, 2008
  13. B-Bob

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    I fought the law, and the claw won.

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    #33 B-Bob, Aug 7, 2008
  14. Apollo Creed

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    I seriously thought this thread was about a man hammering something and slipping on some oil, thus falling on his ass. Like a funny video or something. But now I'm thanking God there is no video. :(
     
    #34 Apollo Creed, Aug 7, 2008
  15. jasonemilio

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    There, there chile....just cover your eyes and say 100 Hail Marys tonight to ask God to forgive the human species.
     
    #35 jasonemilio, Aug 7, 2008
  16. KingCheetah

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    [​IMG]
     
    #36 KingCheetah, Aug 7, 2008
  17. B-Bob

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    delete... bad day.
     
    #37 B-Bob, Aug 7, 2008
  18. bladeage

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    I wonder if Mr.Miller can get Jim Adler to represent him in court.

    .. ... .. :D

    After all, he is The Texas Hammer.

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    #38 bladeage, Aug 7, 2008
  19. KingCheetah

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    Normally when an alchemist creates gold he considers it a good day.
     
    #39 KingCheetah, Aug 7, 2008
  20. plutoblue11

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    What are you in for?

    I sodomized myself wit' a hammer... :rolleyes:


    Other inmates = :eek: , back way from him.

    A few others - :p
     
    #40 plutoblue11, Aug 7, 2008
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