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A little Re-tooling Players/Car parts and repairs

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by Roc Paint, Dec 2, 2003.

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  1. Roc Paint

    Roc Paint Contributing Member

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    My tune-up would include the following...

    1. Steve Francis- navigation controll system
    2. Cuttino Mobley- break pads
    3. Yao Ming- a hemmy
    4. Maurice Taylor- flow masters
    5. Kelvin Cato- a paint job
    6. Jim Jackson- an oil change
    7. Moochie Norris- an air bag
    8. Bostian Nachbar- a roll bar
    9. Eric Piatkowski- windshield whipper fluid
    10. Adrian Griffin- fix-a-flat
    11. John Amacechi- head lights
    12. Scott Paggent- struts
    13. Eddie Griffin- an inspection
     
    #1 Roc Paint, Dec 2, 2003
  2. Uprising

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    LMAO!!!! :D THAT is damn funny!

    Thanks for the laugh before I go to sleep. :p
     
    #2 Uprising, Dec 2, 2003
  3. StupidMoniker

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    I think Meech has headlights enough as is. Maybe a car bra would be more appropriate.
     
    #3 StupidMoniker, Dec 2, 2003
  4. Roc Paint

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    A car bra would work, but I would rather fix my high beam only problem first. ;)
     
    #4 Roc Paint, Dec 2, 2003
  5. KALIKULI

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    That's pretty funny, man!!:D
     
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  6. Roc Paint

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    C'mon guys, you can't name one thing about a Rocket's player that you would change in association with an automobile?

    I must have thought for a second there that you guys were witty enough to pull this thing off.

    JVG- an air filter
     
    #6 Roc Paint, Dec 2, 2003
  7. aeroman10

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    I dont have an creativity and imagination :(
    Alton Ford - Trade in for a Chevy? :confused:

    :cool:
     
    #7 aeroman10, Dec 2, 2003
  8. Preston27

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    We could use a Piston at PF.


    Sorry, had to.:)
     
    #8 Preston27, Dec 2, 2003
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    Les Alexander-- a CD changer?!
     
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  10. iOrange

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    Classic!
     
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  11. Roc Paint

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    nice one giddyup.

    How in the world did I forget to mention Alton Ford?
     
    #11 Roc Paint, Dec 2, 2003
  12. Roc Paint

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    Steve Francis- a radio
    Yao Ming- an antenna

    Colin Pine- a baby seat :)
     
    #12 Roc Paint, Dec 3, 2003
  13. egn

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    I'm searching for a reason as to why this thread got a four star rating.
     
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  14. Roc Paint

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    Me too, and thanks for the comment *** wipe.

    You may pull through now sir.
     
    #14 Roc Paint, Dec 3, 2003
  15. egn

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    I didn't mean to offend you. It's just that its so full of fluff. Like Sportscenter.



    Still searching............ :D
     
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  16. Roc Paint

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    As bill brother yells out. "Well, I'll re-tool you."

    Have a nice Christmas Vacation. :)
     
    #16 Roc Paint, Dec 3, 2003
  17. Roc Paint

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    I can't lose my for star web cred.

    Steve Francis- a caption's chair
     
    #17 Roc Paint, Dec 3, 2003
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    Steve Francis - a recall (so he can be replaced with a part that works)
    Cuttino Mobley - a heads-up display (to improve court awareness)
    Jim Jackson - a realignment (get that shot straightened out)
    Yao Ming - windshield wipers (to wipe away opponents shots)
    Kelvin Cato - a GPS receiver (so he will know that he is well outside his range)
    Moochie Norris - a for sale sign
    Eric Piatkowski - some anti-freeze ('cause his shot is ice cold)Eddie Griffin - a warranty (so we can get our investment back)
    Maurice Taylor - a grill guard (so he won't be so afraid of contact)
    Mike Wilks - an owners manual (so he can start learning how to run the offense)
     
    #18 StupidMoniker, Dec 3, 2003
  19. Roc Paint

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    It works better when you put the explanations behind each one.

    I just thought people could figure it out for themselves.

    Nice job!
     
    #19 Roc Paint, Dec 3, 2003
  20. Roc Paint

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    Yao Ming- front and rear bumpers (so he can create some space without damaging his body)
    Bostian Nachbar- mag tires (the boy needs better grip on his wheels)
    Eddie Griffin- a CB (so he can get on the same frequency as the rest of his teamates)
     
    #20 Roc Paint, Dec 3, 2003
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