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A homosexual jumped on my car last night

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Mr. Brightside, Jun 24, 2007.

  1. WhoMikeJames

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  2. percicles

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    JAJAJA!!!!

    I was with some Lipstick lesbians near Empire. They gave me all the condoms Planned Parent Hood threw away and the sample Lube the Montrose Clinic passed out.

    Of course they made me flash my t*** for beads when the South Beach Float came around.

    Edit: Let me be clear.... I am all Hetero.
     
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    Hispanic?
     
  6. swilkins

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    Ok Mr B,

    Did you think it was OK or not? It seened like at first you were justifying you almost running them over. Then you thought it was funny. Then you saw it very unnecessary at the end.

    Of course it was unnecessary, but you see. Now you have a story to tell that relates to the Gay Pride parade that you had never heard of before this.

    I wouldn't worry about the girl. She'll get over it.
     
  7. MoBalls

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    I think you need to remove that mural of a penis on your cars hood soon.
     
  8. thegary

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    i still want to know how the battles show was.

    also, brightside, where are you from to know so little about h-town?
     
  9. Faos

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    Did the perpetrator look anything like these dudes?

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    it takes one to know one...
     
  11. JuanValdez

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    Many many years ago when I was leaving my high school prom downtown, I saw a red light at the last second and came to a sudden halt. A homeless guy crossing the street got mad and slapped the hood of my car and cussed me out. Didn't make me look all that great with my date.
     
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    You should have pressed the accelerator and flattened his ass.

    That would have impressed her.
     
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    I misread that as penetrator...... :D
     
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    Hehe. I live right where you are talking about. That damn festival lasted long enough to bother my otherwise uneventful Saturday, so I went and grabbed lunch with this girl.

    Here's the thing about this area. The bums are certainly more irritating than the gays. And quite frankly, let them enjoy their day of pride. They'll go back to being ashamed the rest of the time.
     
  15. Faos

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    Yeah...but what about those damn gay bums?
     
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    Battles?!?!

    Seriously, everyone knows the show to see was Erasure at the woodlands sundaynight.


    All joking aside I really wanted to see Battles. Couldn't though. I did see Wolfmother @ Warehouse Live yesterday. F@@king awsome show!!!!
     
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    My sister works right there and two bums tried to rape her once. Then a gay guy came to her rescue. No lie.
     
  18. Achilleus

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    Have a little respect...

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    You can always tell the homosexuals by the New Balance shoes they wear.

    Anyone want to tell us how the Battles show went? At Numbers or at Emo's last night in Austin. I didn't go because I'm old. (and my friend couldn't get a sitter)
     
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    Well....that's good to hear, of course, and strangely odd at the same time. I'm not completely sure why. It is evidenced by your need to say, "No lie." Lol
     

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