A homosexual jumped on my car last night

At least he didn't jump in your pooper!!

 

i would've been really angry. I always carry a bat in my car anyways.

 

This ain't a movie, I'm not an actor. Don't mistake the Uzi for being a couple pack of firecracker.

 

ROFLL

 

I was thinking the same.. was it a pink mustang by any chance?

 

Numbers?

That place is STILL around?

 

Can someone explain to me the origins of the "Hispanic" one-liner that keeps popping up everywhere?

 

You should have your car tested for HIV immediately.

 

This thread makes me think of Louis CK's bit on homosexuality.

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Do you have a large hood ornament that may have acted as a lure?

 

the gaydar doesn't lie.

 

Is "car" another one of those slang terms that you promiscuous youths use to confuse adults?

 

man that would make a great tshirt...

"A Homosexual Jumped on my Car Last Night and All I Got was this Lousy T-Shirt!"

 

Batman was driving a Forester?

 

HAHA!

 

Did you accelerate when he got on top of the car?

 

That's what you get for driving a Miata.

 

Maybe he just needed a ride, ride...

 

I am SHOCKED that something like this could happen in that area of town!

 

dittttttto.