I disovered that about the Galleria a long time ago (I work there). Except for me, it's Neiman Marcus... (cleaner than the employee bathroom at my work!)
When i was a kid (3), I took a Dump in front of a Dairy Queen. Ive never had the courage to tell anyone that before. But it feels so good to just let it out! Ya Know?
Once I was walking with my little sister and our babysitter when I was about 11. My sister was only 4, and all the sudden she's like "I GOTTA GO" and she starts pulling down her pants and peeing right on a street corner (of the busiest street in town) and i'm like WTF R U DOIN? This car with a couple girls in it pulled up and were like laughing and one of em said "is everything alright here?" I was so embarrased by her.
When i was a likke 3 or 4 years old and i will accidentaly wet my bed... IT WAS ALWAYS THAT REASON. i'm like in my dream about war then for some reason i would rush to the bathroom and pee. right before i flush... i wake up and notice i'm pissing in the bed. i feel alot better that a grown man did it and i only did it when i was a small kid
I can't wait until I have kids. When they are sleeping, I'm going to pee on them, and in the morning I'll be mad at them, "You're 14 years old and still peeing in the bed?!??!?!?!". Then I'll cut back on their allowance and use it to buy video games and sweet rims for my station wagon.
In college I shared an apt with my brother and one day after lunch he went to take a ****. After a while I realized I really had to go too and he was taking his sweet time and refused to come out. I couldn't hold it anymore so I just grabbed some paper towels and newspaper, opened the patio door and took a squat on our 2nd floor balcony. That would teach any peeping Toms hoping for some good action.
<Howling with laughter> Good one! I am fond of "helping the brown trout get a better look at the lake.."
My girl and I were at the Magic Rox game at TC last year. We both had to pee, so we went. I came out after like 2 min, bought a brew and was waiting for her to come out (next to sec 113 I think). Well, the game had just started after I got my beer, and before I knew it the first quarter had ended and I had just finished my second beverage, and I was still waiting outside the bathroom! I called my girl a few times but she didnt pick up the phone. I figured I had missed her come out and so I walked down to our seats. She wasnt there! Puzzled, I walked back up next to the bathroom and got another brewskie. Now it was almost half way through the second quarter. Then, out of nowehere, a female TC employee comes up to me and asks me my name. She followed by saying that my girl was locked in the bathroom stall! The lock had come of the bearing or something and would just swivel around without releasing the latch. I started cracking up. My girl ended up having to crawl out under the stall! Funny as hell! I don't know what she was doing in there for sooo long. Apparently she had asked others in the bathroom to find a TC employee, but none of them had. To finish the story, I got real pissed at TC, complained, and we ended up getting courtside seats to the Kings game for free. FUnniest thing ever. Oh yea, TC gave us 50 (I think) TC dollars to use as well
let me just say that i'm very pleased with the facilities at the brand new civil courthouse as opposed to the ones at the 100 year old civil courthouse.
Holy crap...the bathroom on my floor is now closed...I did some damage...You know, the kind where you use the whole roll...I'm tired now...
Back in 1988 I went to the Gallaria in Houston with a couple of friends of mine. They had to take a crap so they went into one of the bathrooms, I went in there a few minutes later and saw them sitting on the toilets out in the open, those bathrooms didn't have any stall walls. I could not take a dump in front of anyone, much less strangers walking in the bathroom.
I taught in a village in china for a six weeks once, and the only "toilet" was a row of 12 squat holes, no doors, on cement, no plumbing. taking a #2 meant that anyone walking into the WC saw you squatting there trying to push one out in plain view and they would be standing next to you pissing. I walked in on my host father often squatting and smoking a cigarette, he would often chat to me when I was pissing and he was emptying the trunk. Need to take a night dump? bring your flashlight. It was during the summer (hit 120 often during day time, lost 25lbs during that month) so I planned it out to do my #2s in the morning, where it wasn't too hot and the holes didn't have fresh steaming logs in them. You walk in there, check them all out, and choose the best one that doesnt have dump that didn't roll down the incline or where someone pissed all over where you would put your feet (although usually all of them). In the morning, I had a few chickens come in and join me on more than one occassion. Also, the maggots in the cesspool would often crawl out of the holes (they were more like tiny ramps going down into a larger cesspool). I remember I had to play space invaders by spitting on them so they didn't crawl onto my shoes. It wasn't pleasant by any means but I got used to it. When it comes to restrooms, I know I'm a battle hardened marine and I've never been disgusted by toilets since.
MY DREAM! God that would be wonderful. Is there any way we can get that memo to offices too?? Like clockwork, I have to go everyday here at work and it sucks!! I dont want to sit next to someone when Im dropping ass....
I haven't read this whole thread yet, but I have a tip. When I have to "grow a tail" I pass by fast food places and gas stations. Usually their restroom suck. Instead, I'll find a nice hotel in the area. Marriott's are generally good choices.
