El Hitman, Just ignore all the haters in this thread and remember, what you do makes you a hero to a lot of people: http://en.tackfilm.se/?id=1273930757203RA57 (be patient)
So the BS story is that you stole a whole case of beer, but the REAL story is that you only stole a few beers? ....alright.
My grandmother strips part time at Michaels. I just interupted her nap time to show her this thread. She's going straight to your boss with this contents of this thread homie. You're lucky that she can't PMS anymore or she'd get worked up enough to get your boss to file charges for the stolen beers.
Hahhahahaaa! Yeah that did take awhile to load but it was worth it. I didn't know Hitman was Swedish!