1. Welcome! Please take a few seconds to create your free account to post threads, make some friends, remove a few ads while surfing and much more. ClutchFans has been bringing fans together to talk Houston Sports since 1996. Join us!

[911 CALL] Don't give your chimp xanax

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by DieHard Rocket, Feb 18, 2009.

  1. Lil Pun

    Lil Pun Contributing Member

    Joined:
    Oct 6, 1999
    Messages:
    34,132
    Likes Received:
    1,021
    Look at the teeth on those things :eek:

    [​IMG]
     
  2. Fatty FatBastard

    Joined:
    Jul 13, 2001
    Messages:
    15,916
    Likes Received:
    159
  3. KingCheetah

    KingCheetah Contributing Member

    Joined:
    Jun 3, 2002
    Messages:
    56,653
    Likes Received:
    48,745
    Any creature you keep as a pet should be able to be house broken. Changing the diapers of something that you have for pet is just weird - especially something as smart as a chimp.
     
  4. Dr of Dunk

    Dr of Dunk Clutch Crew

    Joined:
    Aug 27, 1999
    Messages:
    45,276
    Likes Received:
    31,319
    From reading that article, that ain't all they don't like about us... JESUS.
     
  5. The_AzN

    The_AzN Rookie

    Joined:
    Feb 17, 2009
    Messages:
    107
    Likes Received:
    0
    They like to chew off testacles? Wtf?
     
  6. wakkoman

    wakkoman Contributing Member

    Joined:
    Aug 10, 2003
    Messages:
    2,935
    Likes Received:
    80
    Why the hell does a 70 year old woman have a 200 pound pet?
     
  7. Dr of Dunk

    Dr of Dunk Clutch Crew

    Joined:
    Aug 27, 1999
    Messages:
    45,276
    Likes Received:
    31,319
    There are probably several old ladies out there looking at their husbands and asking the same question...
     
  8. Lil Pun

    Lil Pun Contributing Member

    Joined:
    Oct 6, 1999
    Messages:
    34,132
    Likes Received:
    1,021

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAA! :D
     
  9. swilkins

    swilkins Contributing Member

    Joined:
    Mar 5, 2003
    Messages:
    7,115
    Likes Received:
    11
    we have a winner
     
  10. Yak

    Yak Member

    Joined:
    Nov 23, 2007
    Messages:
    1,126
    Likes Received:
    49
    This is exactly why you should leave animals in nature where they belong.

    Why the hell would someone attempt to domesticate anything other than a dog or cat?
     
  11. BrooksBall

    BrooksBall Contributing Member

    Joined:
    Jul 18, 2007
    Messages:
    20,568
    Likes Received:
    256
    The only think freakier than what those chimps did to that guy is the fact that he wanted more pet chimps after the incident.

    WTF?
     
  12. Yonkers

    Yonkers Contributing Member

    Joined:
    Jun 19, 2002
    Messages:
    8,433
    Likes Received:
    480
    Once you go chimp...

    <object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/HC5yIhhsxBw&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/HC5yIhhsxBw&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>
     
  13. rcoleman15

    rcoleman15 Contributing Member

    Joined:
    Aug 25, 2005
    Messages:
    1,011
    Likes Received:
    79
    An update to this story....

    <object width="420" height="245" id="msnbc7c1f73" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=10,0,0,0"><param name="movie" value="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/32545640" /><param name="FlashVars" value="launch=44102893&amp;width=420&amp;height=245" /><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="wmode" value="transparent" /><embed name="msnbc7c1f73" src="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/32545640" width="420" height="245" FlashVars="launch=44102893&amp;width=420&amp;height=245" allowscriptaccess="always" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" pluginspage="http://www.adobe.com/shockwave/download/download.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash"></embed></object><p style="font-size:11px; font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: #999; margin-top: 5px; background: transparent; text-align: center; width: 420px;">Visit msnbc.com for <a style="text-decoration:none !important; border-bottom: 1px dotted #999 !important; font-weight:normal !important; height: 13px; color:#5799DB !important;" href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com">breaking news</a>, <a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/3032507" style="text-decoration:none !important; border-bottom: 1px dotted #999 !important; font-weight:normal !important; height: 13px; color:#5799DB !important;">world news</a>, and <a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/3032072" style="text-decoration:none !important; border-bottom: 1px dotted #999 !important; font-weight:normal !important; height: 13px; color:#5799DB !important;">news about the economy</a></p>
     
  14. jcee15

    jcee15 Contributing Member

    Joined:
    Nov 1, 2006
    Messages:
    3,528
    Likes Received:
    598
    Marketing strategy for Rise of the Planet of the Apes?
    Monkey went hamburgler.
     
    1 person likes this.
  15. kpsta

    kpsta Contributing Member

    Joined:
    Sep 2, 2001
    Messages:
    2,654
    Likes Received:
    166
    [​IMG]

    Why is that monkey staring at me?!? Stop staring at me, crazy monkey!
     
  16. what

    what Member

    Joined:
    Dec 4, 2003
    Messages:
    14,594
    Likes Received:
    2,560
    All I can say is WOW. I am so glad for this lady. This was a heart-wrenching story when she was on oprah. It was hard to look at.
     
  17. what

    what Member

    Joined:
    Dec 4, 2003
    Messages:
    14,594
    Likes Received:
    2,560
    So let me get this straight, this is not this lady's real face?

    I can't imagine growing up with a face and then all of the sudden I look in the mirror and I'm seeing somebody else. That is freaky.
     
  18. TheFreak

    TheFreak Contributing Member

    Joined:
    Feb 18, 1999
    Messages:
    18,264
    Likes Received:
    3,232
    Right turn, Clyde?
     
  19. LosPollosHermanos

    LosPollosHermanos Houston only fan
    Supporting Member

    Joined:
    Aug 25, 2009
    Messages:
    28,812
    Likes Received:
    12,706
    if anything this pisses me off.
    That women had to go through all that suffering because her r****ded ass friend kept him as a pet. I don't know about the xanax doing it, unless she had given it to him before the only thing comparable is the benzo withdrawal which is as bad as it gets. But a xanax pill shouldn't cause that.
     
  20. Royals Ego

    Royals Ego Member

    Joined:
    Oct 17, 2007
    Messages:
    4,744
    Likes Received:
    154
    seriously bro, I was going to write something serious, but you diverged me
     

Share This Page

  • About ClutchFans

    Since 1996, ClutchFans has been loud and proud covering the Houston Rockets, helping set an industry standard for team fan sites. The forums have been a home for Houston sports fans as well as basketball fanatics around the globe.

  • Support ClutchFans!

    If you find that ClutchFans is a valuable resource for you, please consider becoming a Supporting Member. Supporting Members can upload photos and attachments directly to their posts, customize their user title and more. Gold Supporters see zero ads!


    Upgrade Now