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[911 CALL] Don't give your chimp xanax

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by DieHard Rocket, Feb 18, 2009.

  1. Lil Pun

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    Look at the teeth on those things :eek:

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  2. Fatty FatBastard

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  3. KingCheetah

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    Any creature you keep as a pet should be able to be house broken. Changing the diapers of something that you have for pet is just weird - especially something as smart as a chimp.
     
  4. Dr of Dunk

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    From reading that article, that ain't all they don't like about us... JESUS.
     
  5. The_AzN

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    They like to chew off testacles? Wtf?
     
  6. wakkoman

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    Why the hell does a 70 year old woman have a 200 pound pet?
     
  7. Dr of Dunk

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    There are probably several old ladies out there looking at their husbands and asking the same question...
     
  8. Lil Pun

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    BWAHAHAHAHAHAA! :D
     
  9. swilkins

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    we have a winner
     
  10. Yak

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    This is exactly why you should leave animals in nature where they belong.

    Why the hell would someone attempt to domesticate anything other than a dog or cat?
     
  11. BrooksBall

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    The only think freakier than what those chimps did to that guy is the fact that he wanted more pet chimps after the incident.

    WTF?
     
  12. Yonkers

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    Once you go chimp...

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  13. rcoleman15

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    An update to this story....

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  14. jcee15

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    Marketing strategy for Rise of the Planet of the Apes?
    Monkey went hamburgler.
     
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  15. kpsta

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    Why is that monkey staring at me?!? Stop staring at me, crazy monkey!
     
  16. what

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    All I can say is WOW. I am so glad for this lady. This was a heart-wrenching story when she was on oprah. It was hard to look at.
     
  17. what

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    So let me get this straight, this is not this lady's real face?

    I can't imagine growing up with a face and then all of the sudden I look in the mirror and I'm seeing somebody else. That is freaky.
     
  18. TheFreak

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    Right turn, Clyde?
     
  19. LosPollosHermanos

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    if anything this pisses me off.
    That women had to go through all that suffering because her r****ded ass friend kept him as a pet. I don't know about the xanax doing it, unless she had given it to him before the only thing comparable is the benzo withdrawal which is as bad as it gets. But a xanax pill shouldn't cause that.
     
  20. Royals Ego

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    seriously bro, I was going to write something serious, but you diverged me
     

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