turn around... Every now and then I get a little bit lonely that you're never coming around... turn around... Every now and then I get a little bit tired of listening to the sound of my tears... turn around... Every now and then I get a little bit jealous that the best of my years have gone by... turn around... Every now and then I get a little bit terrified, I see the F'ing look in your eye... turn around bright eyes... Every now and then I fall apart... turn around bright eyes... Then again I F'ing fall apart! And I need you now tonight! I F'ing need you more than ever! And if you only hold me tight! We're F'ing holding arms forever! And we'll only be making it right! Cause we'll never be wrong! Together we can take it to the end of the night! You're love is like a shadow on me all of the time! I don't know what to do and I'm always in the dark! Shooting like a powder keg and giving off sparks! I F'ING NEED YOU TONIGHT! FOREVER'S GOING TO START TONIGHT! YOU'RE GOING TO BE MY b**** NOW... Once upon a time I was falling in love.. But now it's only falling apart... Nothing I can say when doing butt sex don't fart.. Once upon a time there was light in my life.. But now there's only love in the dark... Nothing I can do a total eclipse of the heart!!!! An F'ing TOTAL ECLIPSE OF THE HEART turn around bright eyes F You bright boy! turn around bright eyes... turn around.....
Fatty Fat, As a member of the Jim Steinman fan club, I don't recall that version of "Total Eclipse of the Heart". Smeg, Congratulations dude! Hope everything is going well and I will see you 2 weeks from now.
Marriage reminds me of my wife's favorite joke: Two newlweds are in their hotel room, the first night on their honeymoon. They both undress, ready to consummate their marriage. The husband proceeds to take of his trousers. He hands them to his bride and tells her to put them on. "What? Why?" asks his wife. "Just put them on" says the husband. She puts them on but can not keep them up. "I cant wear these. They are too big" says the wife. "Thats right" says the husband "and as long as we are married, you better always remember that." The wife, a little suprised at her new husband's arrogance, then takes off her panties and gives them to her husband. "Ok. Go ahead and try mine" says the wife. "Huh?" responds the husband. "Just put them on" says the wife. The husband puts both of his feet through the holes but cant pull them up past his ankles. "These are too small" he says "I cant get into these". "Thats right!" snaps his new bride "And as long as you have that attitude, you never will!"
All the best! Hope you had a great day (and night ) I'm now really jealous I'm not going to be in Houston for the World Tour! If only flights and accomodation were a little bit cheaper I would have loved to have bested an Australian at some form of sport, after the football and the cricket...
I think you are assuming Mr Smeggy didn't pass out at the reception, or overestimating the abilities of Aussie's to do it in their sleep.
If you're drinking port to "finish" the evening, then you aren't doing someything right! How'd the wedding go?
no time to talk, too busy packing great day had by all, will post more during the 2 hour stopover in melbourne tomorrow
we had port served with the desserts and coffee as part of the wedding package, and not that many got drunk, so at the heckling of my groomsmen and others they wanted 5 which was very easy, and then my stupidity took over and i went for TEN and told the crowd when i was done!!!!! the problem was the Spa after the reception, which further dehydrated me. overall a sensational day, beautiful weather, a beautiful bride, a sensational ceremony and no complaints at the reception, everyone had a great time, lots of drinking, conversation and laughter, of course the speeches were great with mine the clear winner, some pictures on the way. departing aus in about 2 hours soon. SMEG IS COMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sounds like a blast Smeg! Congrats to you and the little lady.. /breaks out the Crown to toast Mr and Mrs Smeg.. Looking forward to meeting the most fanatical Rox fan in the world..and his blushing bride.. Enjoy...
