And the best pizza's in the world cook at over .700 We need Harden to help us make the best pizza. Then he can spin his hands in the air vs stirring.
Of course they aren't. Clutch has a farm outside of town where his own breed of critters produce eggs the size of washing machines from which hatch your typical ClutchFans fan. Sadly, all hatched ClutchFans fans have a spelling problem. It's genetic. It isn't because they're using cell phones that persist in assuming which word you are trying to use. Fortunately, I'm an exception. I was born before Clutch discovered how to produce his own ClutchFans fans using his advanced technology. You don't really think 50,000 fans are registered here simply because we have the best sports fan site on the planet, do you? What's really trippy is that he's able to erase all memory of the hatch process from not only the hatchlings, but from their "parents," as well. Quite a devious plan that Clutch doesn't get enough credit for. I thought everyone knew this. We joke about it in the Styx Forum all the time.
Steph Curry stole his lunch. It's too embarrassed to keep on cooking when you can't even keep your lunch.
whats a good point. he has nothing to cook! how is he gonna cook when he doesnt have any ingredient? is he supposed to put the stove on and just stir air in the pot? thats weird
a quad double wow. thats how much this team needs out of harden to win a ****in game "yeah we're gonna need you to drop consecutive triple double, quadruple doubles, quintripler doubles, for about 5 years. how bout it? will u sign our cheap max contract, moreyball style? we're gonna run you into the ****ing ground!"
I wonder what the reaction would be like if he switched his celebration to holding his hands up like he he's holding an automatic rifle in his hands and started blasting. Would the league and fans disapprove as insensitive or too controversial? It would be funny just to see him do something random like that. I always thought the cooking thing was cheesy but that's just me. Maybe he could do something more Rockets related where he makes his right hand like a rocket and places it on his left hand and then it blasts off and he runs around the court like a 5 year old pretending his hand is a rocket flying over his head. Lol
On a slightly unrelated note, 2K Harden does it (with the correct hand) if he gets going. Sometimes I feed him intentionally just to see it.
Harden cooking after the Dallas game-winner. I think that was the only time in the game. See how Bev has his back, cooking as well.
