I'm surprised no one has jumped on the Family Guy quote yet. Peter: (in his head) "Don't say doin your wife....Don't say doing your wife...." Peter: "Doing your...(looks at Interviewer's family photo)...son?" Edit: Found the video <object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/qrVzSMIRomE&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/qrVzSMIRomE&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>
Getting a space heater for Jesse Helms, and an electric blanket for Strom Thurmond (because Hell will have frozen over).
I'm 24. Mine is simple. 1.) Get the girl (a SPECIFIC one) 2.) Get a job with the Rockets, Astros, or NPR 3.) ??? 4.) Profit
I went to a temp agency for work years ago. The associate taking my job info asked me in a direct matter of fact tone "What is your 5 year plan?" Um, I'm at a TEMP agency? The sign didnt read Long Term Plan Agency. I told her I'm in the last month of my current 5 year plan and went somewhere else... It is important to look ahead. Ounce of prevention is better than a pound of cure they say. Goals are very important. But people used to say grace at supper and prayers at night cuz we're not guaranteed TOMORROW. Dont hold off happiness, Smile TODAY
