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5 CF members vs Jeremy Lin

Discussion in 'NBA Dish' started by VanityHalfBlack, Mar 16, 2014.

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  1. N/A

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    I don't have a bone in this little match but kinda racist with that 5'6" part haha. As for you, 5'11" is nothing to a 6'3" 200 guy.
     
  2. TheMystery008

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    Lol.

    Posters acting like they're a NBA Player caliber.

    B**** please, nobody got time for that.

    Don't take a player's kindness as their weakness.
     
  3. Major Malcontent

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    5 guys should be able to get uncontested 8 foot jumpers against one man, even if he is far and away the best athlete on the court. I assume you would post a man right at the basket at each side of the rim and Lin would have to guard against layups. If the gang of 5 gets the ball first, they might be able to score a few times. At some point Lin would get a steal or a rebound and then it would be all over.

    Alternating possessions instead of "make it, take it" makes it closer. Full court instead of half court probably makes both offenses pretty unstoppable.

    If one or two of the five has HS starter level game it might make it interesting.

    And I think I just took this question way more seriously than it was intended.
     
  4. Pukimonster

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    Dei defends the rim
    Lin attacks Dei who gets scared and hacks him in the face
    Lin starts bleeding and blood splashes on Larsv8
    Larsv8 starts crying
    Lin dries Larsv8's tears and takes everyone to In n Out and buys them free burgers
    They all become LOF's
     
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  5. DaDakota

    DaDakota If you want to know, just ask!

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    Wait, free burgers??? Hell yeah, I am IN !!
    DD
     
  6. Honeybager81

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    lol, the best post ever... you make my day:p
     
  7. yummyhawtsauce

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    Super likely to happen. Lin is that kind of guy.
     
  8. Dei

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    It's really entertaining how you use your imagination to comfort your frustration. But seriously? You imagined me hacking him in the face?
     
  9. Pukimonster

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    Alright Larsv8 hacks him in the face and you're the one who cries
     
  10. Dei

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    This is what I look like when I get blood on my face

    [​IMG]
     
  11. TheMystery008

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    SMH.

    Dei, have a pic of loaf bread beside you a few days ago?
     
  12. Hakeemtheking

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    LOL.

    Hey, you calling my man DD fat? :grin:
     
  13. Honeybager81

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    my gosh, so much ketchup
     
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    Garbage thread. Would lock immediately, reformat hard drive, smash with hammer, crush computer completely, burn it, gouge out eyes with spoon, and dash my brains before reading again.
     
  15. raisedfist

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    This is what you look like when you throw your Bukkake parties.
     
  16. jeddah

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    hahahhaha..made my day!!! thanks CF..I'm sleepy but can't get off from work..this made my sleepiness pfft for a moment.....
     
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  18. ChippedToothLin

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    I can prolly take him 1 on 1
     
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  20. Spacemoth

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    No he's just calling him a Hoggish Greedly lookalike.
     

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