I may be wrong, but I thought Clutch's statement that posting "Free Post" would get half your post count docked was an attempt to prevent posting merely to increase your post count. This thread was made solely with the purpose to mock post counts and how meaningless they are. He can cut my post count in half if he wants, it wouldn't really bother me, but I don't feel I am contributing to the problem of people posting just so they can see their count rise.
I think free posts have a limit of two words. Besides, this thread is too entertaining to initiate a post count reduction. That being said, free post*. *this post is not intended to be interpreted as a free post.
Are you being serious here? Cuz if you're joking I was laughing my ass off....but if you're not...uh...I wasn't. Too bad nobody here is cool enough to have dTown333 as their status. 4034 or no 4034, I'm still cooler than everybody in the world. obligatory 5 cheesin' smilies because I'm just that cool.
Thank you for being a friend... traveled down the road and back again... your heart is true you're a pal and a confidant.
i don't think that 665 words is a typical "free post". You guys gotta let it go. I thought it was a pretty funny read.