22 players I would trade for parsons NO questions asked

I would ONLY trade Parsons for Stephon Marbury or Adam Morrison.

 

Bump with me adding in once again.. Rubio blows.

 

No to Rubio, Lillard, Zach Randolph, Cousins and Westbrook. And a HELL NO to Carmelo Anthony, he wouldn't fit in on this team, too much ball hogging.
But I agree on the rest of this list.

 

I also forgot to disagree on Joakim Noah and Hibbert since we already have Dwight Howard.

 

Any good karma earned with Dwight's agent would be washed away in a sea of red if he traded Parsons.

Add to that, basically the only players worth chucking Parsons in a trade offer for are the type of players that their teams will never trade.

 

Obviously not biased.

You wouldn't trade Westbrook, Deron Wlliams, Lillard and Melo for Parsons? Lmao.

 

Add:

Babe Ruth
Michael Jordan
Tom Hanks
Fergie



Or are we supposed to take this seriously?

 

I don't agree with all the players on the list, but I agree with most. What this proves is how valuable Chandler Parsons is and that you just don't trade him for anyone. Those are some pretty good players on that list, but it's only 22 players. If Parsons is the 23rd best player in the NBA then that's pretty good.

 

NO QUESTIONS ASKED... you know who else didn't ask questions? Zimmerman.

But seriously, what's wrong with questions? All the best discussions are based on questions. I just hate that expression.

 

I'd trade him for way worse players than those listed. Y'all are nuts. The Linsanity folks get too much pub here, there's also a contagious sickness spreading throughout the BBS with Parsons fans.

Lul, now I'll be labeled a hater, a non-fan or bitter. Guys... I'm a realist.

 

Anyone who says to rubio has not seen his winning or shooting percentage. He's all flash.

 

The Parsons fanbois are fast approaching LOF status.

Even Harden doesn't get half the amount of praise CP does on here.

 

To me, there's only one scenario out there that's plausible (and we might have to wait until February for it to happen)....

Parsons/Asik for LaMarcus Aldridge

The rest of this is all talk, speculation and dreaming. Aldridge is the guy on that list that could make us scary and actually makes sense for both parties involved.

 

Parsons/Asik - that's the deal (more or less) I can actually see happening come deadline. I'd pull the trigger. After that you sign Artest from the Sharks, have him drop about 10lbs, and cut his right pinky off so he cant shoot anymore and you have him dog Durant/Lebron.

 

I would trade Parsons only for

Spoiler

 

Parsons just doesn't make any sense for them, he's essentially a lesser Nic Batum.

 

They're both versatile enough to get minutes playing small at the 3/4. Not saying it's ideal, but if you're going to move Aldridge, Parsons/Asik figures to be one of your top offers. And that's a move I think DM would pull the trigger on.

 

Assuming I give the OP all 22, that is still pretty impressive considering there are about 450 players in the NBA at any given time.

The only thing I would trade Parsons for is two more Parsons. =)

 

And that is 22 people they would not trade for Chandler Parsons.

 

Parson not going anywhere no time soon. So why even bring this up right now?