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2026 Midterms

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout: Debate & Discussion' started by The Captain, Nov 13, 2025.

  1. Buck Turgidson

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    • Dee Reynolds: Yeah, and then we'll go to the doctor and we'll get all of our paperwork and we'll get full benefits.
      Dennis Reynolds: Yeah, and then we'll just collect for just a little while, until we get settled. And then, uh, I'll take the MCATs.
      Dee Reynolds: And I'll move to New York. Perfect.
      [notices crack dealer outside car]
      Dee Reynolds: Ahh!
      Dennis Reynolds: Ohh! My God! Whew.
      Dee Reynolds: Jesus!
      Dennis Reynolds: Wow, you scared us. Oh, not 'cause you're black. No, no, no, we're not racist.
      Dee Reynolds: No, no, God no.
      Dennis Reynolds: No, it's just that the neighborhood is scary...
      Dee Reynolds: If you were another ethnicity you'd pop, you'd really pop up.
      Dennis Reynolds: But it's a nice neighborhood, I mean, it's okay... It's the nature of this...
      Crack Dealer: Roll your window down.
    • Crack Dealer: Whatchu need?
    • Dennis Reynolds: Uh, one please.
    • Crack Dealer: One what?
    • Dennis Reynolds: Uh, one... rock of crack... A crack rock. Is that enough? Is one crack rock enough?
    • Dee Reynolds: Um, how much would you recommend for a first time user?
    • Crack Dealer: Tell you what, I'll make you a deal. Two for the price of one.
    • Dee Reynolds: Really? Oh, that's very nice of you.
    • Dennis Reynolds: Oh, that sounds good. How much?
    • Crack Dealer: mmm...200 dollars?
    • Dennis Reynolds: Sounds reasonable, great. Okay.
    Later:
    • Dennis at the welfare office: Hello. Hi, um, I'm a recovering crackhead. This is my r****ded sister that I take care of. I'd like some welfare please.
     
    #521 Buck Turgidson, Jul 1, 2026 at 12:06 PM
    Last edited: Jul 1, 2026 at 12:28 PM
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