2022 Rockets Summer League Thread

Matt Damon in Rounders although you multiplied it by 10. Love it. My only issue with poker Is it's such a slow grind unless you can get upstairs to a private game. I won upstairs but now I suspect that it was shady ( was rolling with Phil on numerous games). Never saw anything but I got a lot of cards

 

I live outside Nashville. Wish I could get together with a bunch of clutchfans for a good poker night. My restaurant has a really cool upstairs if anyone is interested in a “Clutchfans” weekend 40 minutes from Nashville.

 

No man, for the present!

 

"Won Big" = Won a Little
"Won Some" = Close to Break Even, but Lost
"Broke Even" = Lost More
"Lost" = Got Wiped Out

Vegas was not built on winners.

 

Will we get into the summer league playoffs at 2-2?

 

No.
Top 2 makes it to finals. Needed to be 3-1 with good pt differential to make It.

We will v playing a final fifth sl game which has no implication

 

Was there some kind of special 3 pt line they were shooting from? Nobody could hit tonight.

 

I don't know who was guarding Keon Johnson (Guard) but I can't blame
Josh Christopher. Assignment was either TyTy or Nix (both)?

He scored 25 points while the next closest was 9 points by
Luka Garza, Jabari Walker and Greg Brown.

That stands out like a sore thumb.

 

[Guy plays game that has a mathematical edge that cannot be beaten over time given 5 decks and constant shuffles]

Guy: "Only a few savants can beat this game. I've never lost. I'm going to play poker next"

Vegas: [starts building a new casino on spec]

 

Well SkeleChet has come back down to earth since game one.

 

https://www.nba.com/summer-league/2022/vegas/player-stats?dir=D&sort=REB

I feel Jabari's 3pt shot betrayed him, otherwise it was an outstanding showing. 15pts/9 rebounds/ 1.3 blocks/ Godly perimeter defense.
If he does that in the regular season with an average 3pt ball, 18 pts a game on 13 FGs is a lock. Defense translates but he will be introduced to FIFA style thespians.

So efficient for someone that can't do this:

 

Don’t u dare bring Gups name in for clout.

 

All I know is Keon scored 25 points on a night Josh Christopher had off.

J C probably at the bookies betting on Keon to have a big night if you know what I mean

Buh Yah

 

haha was just messing my dude

 

@ArtV I'll pull up if Art let's me get in his pool.

 

We play the kings today at 8 right?

 

I guess he didnt break the summer league blocks record like he nonchalantly blabbed he could after the first game. Fancy that. I have a feeling Mr Chet is going to be in for a heavy dose of humility this year.