2016 Summer Olympics

Su coño se parece a Coochie de la esposa de SwoLy-D.

 

Posting the easiest method I've found to stream for corcutters:

1. Download opera developer version
2. Menu > Settings > Privacy & Security > VPN > Enable VPN
3. Select the Canadian VPN from the address bar
4. Stream via olympics.cbc.ca
5. Chug maple syrup

You may or may not need to install Adobe Flash

 

I haven't had any technical issues with it, but there is waaaaaay too much going on on the page. Clearly, design was valued over functionality.

 

Come on, no football king Pele?

 

So yea womens beach volleyball is awesome...

 

Enjoying my scotch watching Olympic boxing on Telemundo.

Glad they got rid of the helmets.

 

Oh god some French Gymnast apparently Paul George'd/Kevin Ware'd his leg.

 

Not sure if serious question, but they're screaming 'ZIKA!!!' bc of following tweet:

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Not sharing this!!! Get your own! <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/zikaproof?src=hash">#zikaproof</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RoadToRio?src=hash">#RoadToRio</a> <a href="https://t.co/y3d8hnuEjk">pic.twitter.com/y3d8hnuEjk</a></p>&mdash; Hope Solo (@hopesolo) <a href="https://twitter.com/hopesolo/status/756322142128594944">July 22, 2016</a></blockquote>
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Seriously. It's like you need to have a 10/10 body to play that sport.

 

Haha. I posted that during the opening ceremonies.

 

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">This is Marta. Marta is good at soccer. Be like Marta. <a href="https://t.co/W0z6KvYHfQ">pic.twitter.com/W0z6KvYHfQ</a></p>&mdash; Our Game Magazine (@OurGameMagazine) <a href="https://twitter.com/OurGameMagazine/status/762116557908561921">August 7, 2016</a></blockquote>
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So many silvers for USA

Thanks Obama

 

Saw the women's road race today. What a horrifying crash, and it happened from out of nowhere, really.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr"><a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Ned?src=hash">#Ned</a> provides update on Annemiek van Vleuten. <a href="https://twitter.com/tompmcgowan">@tompmcgowan</a> has the full <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/CyclingRoad?src=hash">#CyclingRoad</a> story: <a href="https://t.co/gezcaKoDxv">https://t.co/gezcaKoDxv</a> <a href="https://t.co/lGbuxM2i7t">pic.twitter.com/lGbuxM2i7t</a></p>&mdash; CNN Sport (@cnnsport) <a href="https://twitter.com/cnnsport/status/762416344427958272">August 7, 2016</a></blockquote>
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Also, I don't watch cycling regularly, but when Mara Abbott got caught with 250m to go, that surely had to feel like the cycling equivalent of giving up a walk-off grand slam in game 7 of the World Series.

 

Katie Ledecky just smoked everyone. New world record in the 400 free

 

Anyone who thinks Carli Lloyd is the best women's soccer player isn't really watching. Marta is great soccer player.

 

The Brazil Men's Soccer team should be ashamed.

 

Outstanding 4 x 100 relay by all 4 swimmers to win gold. One of my favorite races at the Olympics, very happy the US and Phelps got revenge from 2012.

 

Yet another gold for Phelps in the 4 x 100 freestyle.

19 now and counting.

 

Couldn't score on Iraq with one of the top 5 players in the world. Crazy.

 

Ledeky looks gargantuan on medal stand, not your prototypical swimmers body. Good for her. Establishing dominance.