[2014-15] Chandler Parsons as a Dallas Maverick

LOL, game in Parson's hands and he shoots his classic flat-ass 3 pt shot off the front of the iron.

Justice served.

LOL at Cuban.

 

Parsons always starts out slow. From the last few offseasons it seems he's more into being a celebrity than working on his game. I wouldn't worry about it until 20 games or so.

 

I like how everyone is appreciating the rockets game and not posting in this thread for over an hour.

 

Except you, of course

 

Heyyyy it's halftime

 

Awesome clip.
Can you post one of the only other basket he made in the game??

 

I would post that game winner he missed but someone beat me to it

 

Chooooooooke!

 

5 pts, 2-10. 0 +/-.
Not bad for a 2nd round pick. He look okay.

 

So he didn't contribute to anything a... a "0" plus minus? ..really?.. he should feel ashamed for taking dirk's money..LMAO..this thread put a curse on parsons career. Keep this **** alive brothers!

 

Mavs may want a refund on Chandler Parsons after tonight's game. He really sucked. Couldn't hit the side of a barn.

 

Trevor Ariza is one of the best role players in the NBA. He's done it for the Lakers, NO, Wizards in the post-season and will now do it for the Rockets. Parsons is overrated, overhyped, and overpaid.

 

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>I'll say this for Chandler Parsons: He made sure to face the media and owned stinking it up. That's part of being a franchise cornerstone.</p>&mdash; Tim MacMahon (@espn_macmahon) <a href="https://twitter.com/espn_macmahon/status/527300190936780800">October 29, 2014</a></blockquote>
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Jason Terry's first quarter &gt; Chandler Parsons' first game</p>&mdash; Ross Bolen (@WRBolen) <a href="https://twitter.com/WRBolen/status/527298085949812736">October 29, 2014</a></blockquote>
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Chandler Parsons in his Mavericks debut: 2-10 FG, 5 points, 4 reb, 0 assists in 34 minutes. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/superstar?src=hash">#superstar</a> <a href="http://t.co/e1hjIsGtRC">pic.twitter.com/e1hjIsGtRC</a></p>&mdash; ClutchFans (@clutchfans) <a href="https://twitter.com/clutchfans/status/527286601013923840">October 29, 2014</a></blockquote>
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Dang got to Michelle:

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Even this <a href="https://twitter.com/nyknicks">@nyknicks</a> fan can appreciate my boy <a href="https://twitter.com/ChandlerParsons">@ChandlerParsons</a> killin it with the first dunk of the <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/NBA?src=hash">#NBA</a> season! <a href="https://twitter.com/dallasmavs">@dallasmavs</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/NothingButNet?src=hash">#NothingButNet</a></p>&mdash; MichelleTrachtenberg (@RealMichelleT) <a href="https://twitter.com/RealMichelleT/status/527267208142270465">October 29, 2014</a></blockquote>
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$14,700,000 divided by 82, divided by 5 = $35,000 per point.

 

Sorry ass parsons

 

This is what Darko Milicic once did as a franchise cornerstone of the Detroit Pistons

 

Vince Carter would've made that 3.