[2014-15] Chandler Parsons as a Dallas Maverick

Good for him!

 

I'm just freaked out that there's an entire family named after Game Action and Roster Moves.

 

She's looks stretched skinny in those pics. It's the framing or something.

WOULD NEVAR HIT

 

Lookin at that pic, I agreed with the majority. WTF...would not hit.

But she cleans up nice.



Would hit as many times as she would let me.

 

Chandler's new girl is tall, skinny and German. Dirk Nowitzki is also tall, skinny and German. So, I wonder if Chandler pretends that he is with Dirk when he is with his new girl.

 

Perri > Crowley

Looks like Chandler doesn't date pedestrians anymore.

 

Not true, this new girl appears quite capable of walking.

 

She looks amazing. You guys must be toting some top-notch women.

 

This girl is a smoke. Anyone who says otherwise is lying to themselves.

 

Haha...my bad. Pedestrian women.

 

Nah, it's just that half the forum would rather **** Parsons.

 

She is a very attractive woman. It's just some of those pics make her body look unproportional, almost Barbie-like, that it looks unattractive. Particularly the one in the gold dress and the white top one. Still, anyone who wouldn't bed her is lying.

 

I trust DiCaprio's taste in women. Good choice Parsons, unlike your last summer's choice in that club.

 

The best dater in the league. That's a far cry from best player in the league.

 

LOL, her last name is GARRN though. Close enough!

 

I think "pretty boy" is expressing his latent desires to get closer Dicaprio

 

"Fan"= Tinman. Tinman needs another identity apart from Tmac hater, recently he also became a Dallas/Cuban fanboy and basically talked about how good the Rockets would be if they were Dallas.

 

He's so hot, that Chandler.

 

Morey does more with his arm tied around his back (Les Mandates) than Cuban has done since he lucked into his last championship IMO.

 

Didn't mean to submit and no way to edit, but here is the rest of my thoughts.

If he was fine with Parsons being a Mav, I was too. I didn't like losing him or how he left, but I was bothered by HOW he left. It's fine though, we are way better off with Ariza and Co then we were with Parsons and his diminishing defensive effort and increasing injuries.