[2014-15] Chandler Parsons as a Dallas Maverick

McDonalds brought back the Hamburglar. [He's saying] Parsons is the hamburglar. :grin:

 

lol "I'm going into my prime" ....sorry Chan but your game's plateaued.

 

Holy crap. His ego is off the chain.

 

Also was that sweet dreams tweet after the rockets lost to the clippers?

 

Yeah, literally minutes after game one. It backfired though since he caught some heat for talking trash

 

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">This is unbelievable! What a comeback. Hats off.</p>&mdash; Chandler Parsons (@ChandlerParsons) <a href="https://twitter.com/ChandlerParsons/status/599081116721487873">May 15, 2015</a></blockquote>
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Has he had that surgery yet?

 

To sew up his mouth? Not yet, obviously.

 

At least he's not talking crap anymore.

 

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dude was staying up late to try and **** on the rockets...man i wanna advance so badly to shove it in his face

 

that's what most dallas fans were doing up late; anxiously waiting...

man that sound last night around 1 am, it was the sound of dallas and all its fans choking on an arbitrary penis

 

Spoiler

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Chandler Parsons on whether his surgery was of the micro fracture variety: &quot;I don't think they want me to answer whether it was or not.&quot;</p>&mdash; Eddie Sefko (@ESefko) <a href="https://twitter.com/ESefko/status/601437301391032321">May 21, 2015</a></blockquote>
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Chandler Parsons wouldn't say if the knee surgery he recently had was the dreaded microfracture surgery.</p>&mdash; Dwain Price (@DwainPrice) <a href="https://twitter.com/DwainPrice/status/601436698321362946">May 21, 2015</a></blockquote>
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Chandler Parsons said he's not sure if hell be back for the beginning of training camp.</p>&mdash; Dwain Price (@DwainPrice) <a href="https://twitter.com/DwainPrice/status/601436960494735360">May 21, 2015</a></blockquote>
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Chandler Parsons said he will help the <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Mavs?src=hash">#Mavs</a> recruit free agent DeAndre Jordan and other players if they ask him to.</p>&mdash; Dwain Price (@DwainPrice) <a href="https://twitter.com/DwainPrice/status/601437616081244161">May 21, 2015</a></blockquote>
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Agent Dan Fegan represent both Chandler Parsons and DeAndre Jordan.</p>&mdash; Dwain Price (@DwainPrice) <a href="https://twitter.com/DwainPrice/status/601438110354812930">May 21, 2015</a></blockquote>
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">&quot;I don't think they want me to answer whether it was or wasn't.&quot; -- <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Mavs?src=hash">#Mavs</a> F Chandler Parsons on if he had microfracture knee surgery</p>&mdash; Dwain Price (@DwainPrice) <a href="https://twitter.com/DwainPrice/status/601438758211194881">May 21, 2015</a></blockquote>
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Chandler Parsons is getting around on a pair of crutches. He's hopeful of a recovery that won't keep him out of many games next season.</p>&mdash; Dwain Price (@DwainPrice) <a href="https://twitter.com/DwainPrice/status/601439924454170624">May 21, 2015</a></blockquote>
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Parsons is crutch-bound for another 2-3 weeks. Toughest thing about wearing them? Getting up to go to the bathroom, he says.</p>&mdash; Bobby Karalla (@bobbykaralla) <a href="https://twitter.com/bobbykaralla/status/601448465554481156">May 21, 2015</a></blockquote>
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This feels unprecedented, how is this info not common knowledge by now?

 

Is that bruce bowen? It is weird to see him in a picture and have him not be the least liked person in it.

 

Do they think they're fooling people? Like they're going to trick a free agent in by not saying definitively whether Chandler Parsons had microfracture surgery?

 

So Glad we got Ariza,Brewer and Smoove instead of keeping Parsons We would not have gotten past the Clippers with only Parsons. Now the Rockets are contending.

 

Wow, they don't want Parsons to say it was Microfracture?

Interesting that DAN FEGAN is DeAndre Jordan's agent. We know how close FEGAN and CUBAN are.

So what are they doing, going to HIDE the details to Parsons' surgery to help in the FA chase?

 

wow WTF how is that not known - I mean I have to believe Parsons knows of course but to not release the information is kind of crazy or to make statements like that is even weirder