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2006 NFL Draft Haiku Thread

Discussion in 'Houston Texans' started by VesceySux, Jan 26, 2006.

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  1. MadMax

    MadMax Member

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    i like eating corn
    old mcdonald had a farm
    vince rocks the casbah
     
    #21 MadMax, Jan 27, 2006
  2. rimrocker

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    Vince Young is the man
    Reggie Bush is the woe-man
    Texans select Young!
     
    #22 rimrocker, Jan 27, 2006
  3. bnb

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    That's just damned funny!
    (no offence you Texan's fans
    ....the O-line did suck).
     
    #23 bnb, Jan 27, 2006
  4. Miguel

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    Brick the safest pick
    Wish we had the metaphors
    Five (p)layers for Carr
     
    #24 Miguel, Jan 27, 2006
  5. Castor27

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    closing threads all day
    I wish the draft was over
    FU Bush and Young


    Casserly in charge
    Texans will pick a kicker
    and not a good one

    chester is the pitts
    left tackle is not his thing
    he should play left out

    2 and 14 bad
    next year be 3 and 13
    :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:
     
    #25 Castor27, Jan 27, 2006
  6. aburttschell

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    Young can't hit a barn
    Reggie Bush can do it all
    Longhorns quit crying
     
    #26 aburttschell, Jan 27, 2006
  7. Rocketman95

    Rocketman95 Hangout Boy

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    Nations leader in
    passing efficiency says
    you are a moron
     
    #27 Rocketman95, Jan 27, 2006
  8. aburttschell

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    anyone can hit
    an uncovered reciever
    or throw a jump ball.
     
    #28 aburttschell, Jan 27, 2006
  9. Rocketman95

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    at least he was in
    the game during the 4th down
    when they needed him

    oh what's that you say
    usc did not need the
    next coming of christ?
     
    #29 Rocketman95, Jan 27, 2006
  10. aburttschell

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    Check rankings again
    Posting info that's not right
    Makes you the F'ing moron
     
    #30 aburttschell, Jan 27, 2006
  11. Rocketman95

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    oh sorry about
    that little mistake you should
    learn the haiku rules

    that was 7 syllables in your last line, in case you didn't know...don't haiku angry
     
    #31 Rocketman95, Jan 27, 2006
  12. aburttschell

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    Those are not Haikus
    Just one sentence on three lines
    You sooooo suck at this
     
    #32 aburttschell, Jan 27, 2006
  13. msn

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    Holy mother-of-pearl!
    New heights of pissing contests
    Arguments in verse!

    Now, I want to see someone call me out as "not a TRUE FAN!!!" in Shakespearean iambic pentameter.
     
    #33 msn, Jan 27, 2006
  14. Miguel

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    I'll do you one better
    The Texans need Brick
    Longhorns will be redder
    Than West Texas hicks

    Ex Horns will cry foul
    "How could you skip Vince?"
    They can not see how
    They bypass their prince

    Texans standing firm
    We're trading the pick
    Kubes, he will not squirm
    This man's skin is thick

    D'Brick is now in.
    Sonnet ftw!
     
    #34 Miguel, Jan 27, 2006
  15. msn

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    Sonnets are by definition in iambic pentameter--10 syllables per line (pentameter), accent on the second syllable of each pair (iamb).

    You got the rhyme scheme that Shakespeare used (Elizabethan sonnet), though--abab cdcd efef gg. I'll hand that to you. There's also the italian sonnet style, abbaabba cdecde, abbaabba cdcdcd, or abbaabba cdcdee.
     
    #35 msn, Jan 27, 2006
  16. Miguel

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    Then there's the flintstonian sonnet style, yabba dabba doo


    BTW, yeah, I fudged it, I was just trying to get it in in the most basic sense of a Sonnet (elizabethan) ...abab cdcd efef gg
     
    #36 Miguel, Jan 27, 2006
  17. VesceySux

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    The key to QB:
    Find the OPEN man and throw
    Do you understand??
     
    #37 VesceySux, Jan 27, 2006
  18. ROXRAN

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    Bush will be the pick
    Not Young, so just believe it
    and just shut up,...please
     
    #38 ROXRAN, Jan 27, 2006
  19. gr8-1

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    Reggie is five ten
    Barry Sanders minus the cuts
    or Warrick Dunn two?
     
    #39 gr8-1, Jan 27, 2006
  20. Rocketman95

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    Texans Savior?
    Rose Bowl is down to one play.
    Reggie Bush sits out.

    I know how to stay within the 5-7-5 rule.
     
    #40 Rocketman95, Jan 27, 2006
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