I'd say "Don't worry, there aren't nearly as many of these guys as in LA, and none of them are on the team".
Have you ever do the finger wag after a block? No?!!!!! One time for me plz??? If not for me, do it for Dikembe.
"We've got lots of strippers here!" "Is Chandler bigger than Kobe?" "I'm naming my first-born after you." "Where do you want your bronze statue?"