312. You travel across the Hudson River to watch the ROckets play in New Jersey 313. you leave your friends on a saturday night to go downtown to the only sports bar in new york that will play a rockets game if you ask Seamus the bartender nicely, without caring what the other patrons are thinking about you at that moment. 314. you have checked the box score of every rockets game online since you moved to New YOrk. 315.When you see someone wearing am old drexler jersey from 95, you scream at him on the streets, again receiving odd looks but again, not caring. ------------------ "Playing with Steve makes my job so much easier, "He's such a complete player. He has some great moves and shoots from the outside and in the post. We communicate well on the floor." - Hakeem Olajuwon "It's great to have that inside-outside balance," Francis said. "We've tried to get that all season, with Hakeem and me clicking at the same time.
316. When mowing your lawn you carve a big H R in it. 317. You name your kid (First) Houston (Last) 318. When watching a Rocket game you burn blue and red candles. 319. You name something Stekcor. 320. You make a pilgrimmage to Houston every year to catch a Rockets game. 321. Shave off all your body hair, spell out Go Rockets! with glue on a poster board, apply the shaved hair, then hold it up at a game. 322. Throw popcorn at someone because they are in your way when there is a time out at a Rockets game. 323. Look at the sky at night and say that looks like the outline of the Rockets court. 324. You have two Houston Rocket license plates, one for the windshield and one for the rear windows of your car. 325. You have to have 34 when playing pick up ball and they have jerseys. ------------------ Arkansas' Biggest Rocket Fan!
326. You do this with no intentions to do so. ------------------ Never Underestimate the Heart of a Champion
327. You absolutely, without a doubt, never, ever, will put your "bobbin Hakeem head" on E-bay despite getting possible bids of $500.00 or more! ------------------ I'm just a nut, trying to get a squirrel!
327. You average over 10 posts per day on clutchcity.net. 328. You watch NBA 2Nite even if the Rockets don't play just to see if they say something about them. 329. You tell your kids to count to 34 instead of a number like 25 of 50. 330. You have always wanted a cereal company to come out with a Rocket cereal named Blastos. 331. If you call them the Houston/San Diego Rockets to keep alive old history. 332. You paint half your house red and yellow (old colors) and half red and blue (new colors). 333. If you can actually name every single Rocket draft pick, ever! 334. Watching the video of the Rockets championships runs hypnotizes you into think you are back in the mid 90s. 335. If you hear someone's last name that is the same as a Rocket player you think they may be related and you want to ask for tickets. 336. If you refer to Rocket players as your brother, dad, cousin, uncle, etc. 337. Dallas is know as the I-45 rival. 338. San Antonio is known as the I-10 rival. 339.You remember where you were when certain players retire. 340. You want to hit Malone, Stockton, Pippen, etc. upside their heads with two bricks repeatedly. ------------------ Arkansas' Biggest Rocket Fan!
---bump bump bump---gotta get to our goal--- 341. It seems like you wrote in "M. Norris" a thousand times on the All-Star ballot. 342. You're conviced the west woulda won - IF THEY HAD STEVIE FRANCHISE!!! IDIOTS!!! 343. You're fearfully concerned about Stevie's life tonight at GM Place. 343. You have dreams...real dreams...about winning the title NEXT YEAR: Bill Walton: "This is amazing, just simply amazing! The Rockets? Who would have - who could have guessed?! UN-BE-LIEVABLE! Steve Francis and Cuttino Mobley get what they wanted, a playoff spot, and what they've always dreamed of, a championship. WOW. Hakeem Olajuwon. What a career. And add one more championship. And how can we forget...Matt Bullard. The Finals MVP! ------------------ Chris Webber at the July 28, 2001 3:00 PM news conference when he announces where he will go: "It seemed tough, but with guidance from Steve Francis, I learned my true destiny. That destiny is to play for the Houston Rockets, to bring them back to championship glory. One big man is all they need, and I believe I can fill that void. Thanks to the loyal fans in Sacramento, but Houston, Texas is where I belong."
344. You bump the Air Bull song, really loudly with your windows down. ------------------ "Up and down, inside out, outside in, some you lose some you win" -- DMB -> "Sweet Up and Down"
346. You like the "Rock" from WWF wrestling because... ------------------ I'm just a nut, trying to get a squirrel!
347. You've been sitting at you're computer screen for over five minutes trying to come up with the 347 sign you're a Rockets Fanatic, but at the same time wishing like hell that vengeance would of said only 500 signs instead of 1000. ------------------ [This message has been edited by ROCKETBOOSTER (edited April 15, 2001).]
348. After every Steve Francis made basket you finally give in and start to unconciously repeat those damn lyrics, too: HE DID THAT...HE DID THAT...HE DID THAT! ------------------
350. Anytime there is a formal occasion you show up with a suit identical to one of Calvins. ------------------ Ceo of the Walt Williams and Lisa Malosky fan club. atheistalliance.org
351. You spend the night before the big cc.net timberwolves game making the coolest nametag in clutch city history. (that was for you DoD) 352. Just the mere mention of the name "Bill Kennedy" makes your blood boil. 353. You think any article that doesn't talk about how great the Rockets are is automatically dissing the Rockets. 354. You have dreams of seeing a Bullard, Langhi, Collier frontcourt. [This message has been edited by Band Geek Mobster (edited April 15, 2001).]
355. You screamed like a little girl when Rudy said "Key Free Agents" last night. ------------------ Ceo of the Walt Williams and Lisa Malosky fan club. atheistalliance.org
356. You read this entire thread starting from the first post. 357. You tape record the top 5 Rocket plays of the week on Sports Sunday, and watch them over and over just to relive the moment. 358. You think that DAnforth Langford will be one of the top sf's in year or two. 359. You call Dan Langhi DAnforth Langford. 360. You know who DAn Langhi is. ------------------ PrEsident of The Danforth Langhford FAN CLUB... He IS our future All-Star Small Forward [This message has been edited by alaskansnowman (edited April 16, 2001).]
361. You still think Roderick Rhodes, Joe Stephens and Serge Swicker (sp?) can make it onto the Rocket's roster. ------------------ Karma happens.... Victoria Titans to win it all!
