265. You wear your #4 Barkley Rockets Singlet to Victoria Titans (NBL) Home games. 266. You sneak out of lectures just to find out the scores to Rockets Games over the Internet. ------------------ Karma happens.... Victoria Titans to win it all!
267. In honor of Clutch getting a new server you try and revive this thread. 268. You change your trash can icon on your computer to a utah jazz logo. 269. You put utah jazz logos in the botom of the urinals at work so you can piss on them. ------------------ ~John~ If you make it Karl Malone proof, they will make a better idiot.
270. You refuse to let this thread die and put a link to it in your signature. ------------------ ~John~ Help keep the obsessed thread alive post the reasons why you are an obsessed Rockets fan by clicking here [This message has been edited by Johny Rocket (edited April 08, 2001).]
271. You decide that the Vengeance thread assist leader is as important as the Rockets assist leader...and you prematurely give that award to Johny Rocket for placing a link to this thread in his signature.
YOU TOO!?!? 272. Your heart started beating fast and you were in pure shock when Stevie was ejected for celebrating. 273. You would temporarily give up your morals if a team that the Rockets needed to lose played the Utah Jazz. Yes, my fellow BBSers, you would...uh, eee, oh...root for the Jazz. 274. You still haven't forgot about that call in the Hawks game where Mottola pushed Bull down hard and Matt got called for the foul. ------------------ Chris Webber at the July 28, 2001 3:00 PM news conference when he announces where he will go: "It seemed tough, but with guidance from Steve Francis, I learned my true destiny. That destiny is to play for the Houston Rockets, to bring them back to championship glory. One big man is all they need, and I believe I can fill that void. Thanks to the loyal fans in Sacramento, but Houston, Texas is where I belong."
276. You enter a battle of the bands competition and play "Air Bull". ------------------ Ceo of the Walt Williams and Lisa Malosky fan club. atheistalliance.org
277. You've simulated the finals win in "Air Bull" with nba2k1. ------------------ Ceo of the Walt Williams and Lisa Malosky fan club. atheistalliance.org
How did you pull that off? It seems that in NBA2k1, most of the great shooters, can't shoot. ------------------ Hakeem "The Dream" Olajuwon is the greatest player in the history of basketball. If you disagree, you are not a Rocket fan.
278. Instead of doing your homework, you read this entire thread. 279. You won't give up on the Rockets' playoff chances for this season 280. You personally recruit Chris Webber. ------------------ "Up and down, inside out, outside in, some you lose some you win" -- DMB -> "Sweet Up and Down"
the more I read these, the more and more they really describe me . . . 281. You personally want to take OJ out for his little escape attempt during the NBA Finals. That little b*tch got the big screen, and the Rockets got the PiP -- time to destroy OJ . . . for great justice. ------------------ "Up and down, inside out, outside in, some you lose some you win" -- DMB -> "Sweet Up and Down"
That fiasco didn't exactly come at a good time! 282. You think Bill and Calvin's silly jokes and songs are downright hilarious and you chuckle whenever you hear Calvin giggle. 283. You still believe, with 1:38 left in the Rockets game, that we can still come from 18 points down and win the game because you have listened to "Air Bull" a little to much and draw the conclusion, "Hey, if the Duke Blue Devils can do it, we can!" 284. You're involved in a brawl at Arco Arena after catching Webber's attention with a sign that reads: C-WEBB: DO YOU WANT WHITE OR BEIGE PAINT ON YOUR NEW HOUSTON HOME???? 285. You are fully convinced that the NBA is fixed. 286. You have Francis, Mobley, Olajuwon, Taylor, Anderson, and Thomas jerseys, and have befriended a sports store owner at Katy Mills Mall requesting a Moochie Norris jersey when they get them in. 287. Words cannot describe the deep, deadly rage you feel when the @sshole referees make an unfair call against the Rockets. 288. You have a dartboard in the shape of John Stockton's head. 289. You have a dartboard in the shape of the Utah Jazz logo. 290. You swear Pippen has always had these weird, eerie, red eyes. ------------------ Chris Webber at the July 28, 2001 3:00 PM news conference when he announces where he will go: "It seemed tough, but with guidance from Steve Francis, I learned my true destiny. That destiny is to play for the Houston Rockets, to bring them back to championship glory. One big man is all they need, and I believe I can fill that void. Thanks to the loyal fans in Sacramento, but Houston, Texas is where I belong." [This message has been edited by finalsbound (edited April 09, 2001).]
291. You take finalsbound advice and print <a href="http://www1.nba.com/jazz/wallpaper/logo_800.jpg?nav=ArticleList">this</a> out and put it on your dart board. ------------------ ~John~ Help keep the obsessed thread alive post the reasons why you are an obsessed Rockets fan by clicking here
292. Clutch's Memory Mix mp3 makes you weep tears of joy. ------------------ Ceo of the Walt Williams and Lisa Malosky fan club. atheistalliance.org
293. You actually want Calvin to talk more about himself. 294. You have a strange fetish for cookies. 295. You and your wife decide to name your unborn son, "Rudy". 296. You read the Houston Chronicle sports page over and over again until you practically memorize it. 297. You have your Hakeem Olajuwon autograph in a safe deposit box. 298. You have destroyed anything depicting Scottie Quitten with a Rockets jersey on. ..i.e pictures, videos, etc. 299. You are so deeply offended when someones says "pinstripes" instead of "jetstreams". 300. You believe going to a Rockets game is the best thing to do on a date ------------------ I'm just a nut, trying to get a squirrel!
301. You've submitted sketches of "Air Bull" to Nike, "Bull DMX" to Reebok, "Bull" to Adidas, "Mad Bull" to And 1, and "Jumpman Bull" to Jordan. ------------------ Ceo of the Walt Williams and Lisa Malosky fan club. atheistalliance.org
302. You still believe even though the Wolves have clinched the 8th spot. ------------------ Ceo of the Walt Williams and Lisa Malosky fan club. atheistalliance.org
303. You took your girlfriend to the Feb 14th Rockets game where Clyde Drexler was introduced as a Rocket! What a sweet Valentine's Day!!
304. When you pee in the dirt you try to spell out Houston Rockets or the name of Rocket players. 305. You think your turds look like the little Rocket on the logo. 306. Have a Rockets trash can, bed sheet, comforter, and rug in any room in your house. 307. Whenever NASA launches it you think it is the Rocket they show before every game. 308. When you play basketball you were a replica Rocket jersey of your favorite player because it gives you special powers. 309. You hate any NBA player other than Rocket members. 310. You see really long words and think, hey I can speel Houston or Rockets out of it. 311. When playing Sim City you name your city Notsuoh, Houston backwards, and name your team the Rockets. ------------------ Arkansas' Biggest Rocket Fan!
