225. You call your girlfriend Lisa 226. You wore your replica Rockets championship ring on your wedding day , I just cant stop thinking of stuff . ------------------ "Eat your kids, play with your dinner and join the chat" - Dr of Dunk gives a public sevice announcement at the request of Mike Tyson .
227. You've ever used the words "Malone", "Stockton" or "Pippen" as a derogatory term. ex : Quit being such a damn "Pippen" you whiny ass "Malone". ------------------ Founder and President of the Houston Homers Club(HHC) - Are you a homer? Join now! The Rockets will be NBA champions. Believe.
228.Your fingers are paralyzed in the form of WaltÕs celebratory 3. 229. You tell everyone about the time you were beaten by Cuttino Mobley in knock out. 230.In hs bball you wear number 21 for Kenny Thomas. 231.Even though it just looked like pouffy hair you grew an afro like Moochie's. 232.You refuse to watch the All Star Three Point Competition until both Matt Bullard and Walt Williams are in it. ------------------ Ceo of the Walt Williams and Lisa Malosky fan club. atheistalliance.org [This message has been edited by DEANBCURTIS (edited March 31, 2001).]
233. You fill out your Texas State loto ticket with the numbers of the rockets starting lignups from the championship years. ------------------ ~John~ If you make it Karl Malone proof, they will make a better idiot. [This message has been edited by Johny Rocket (edited March 31, 2001).]
234. You hear someone talk about filling out their State Lotto ticket with the championship teams and think, "Thats not a bad idea, I'll try that from now on". ------------------ Founder and President of the Houston Homers Club(HHC) - Are you a homer? Join now! The Rockets will be NBA champions. Believe. [This message has been edited by Puedlfor (edited March 31, 2001).]
235. You wrote out a post you were going to make on a BBS on a sheet of paper and had an English major look it over, because you wanted it to turn out right. ------------------ Founder and President of the Houston Homers Club(HHC) - Are you a homer? Join now! The Rockets will be NBA champions. Believe. [This message has been edited by Puedlfor (edited March 31, 2001).]
236. You spend over a half an hour creating an easy to print copy of this thread available at http://members.aol.com/RocketsWeb/ObsessedFan.doc ------------------ ~John~ If you make it Karl Malone proof, they will make a better idiot.
237. When you go to a hockey game and during the national anthem you cheer when they say "and the rockets red glare" and then everyone looks at you like an idiot ------------------ ~John~ If you make it Karl Malone proof, they will make a better idiot. [This message has been edited by Johny Rocket (edited March 31, 2001).]
238. You change your car's oil with pennzoil..since its red and yellow reminds you of the championship years. 239. You prefer the red and yellow McDonalds to the other restaurants. 240. You were so happy when Hulk Hogan returned to his red and yellow as it made you think again about your favorite team! 241. You still wear those old shirts with pride! 242. You truly believe red and yellow is a great fashion trend. 243. You eat your bar-b-que squirrel with ketchup and mustard. ------------------ I'm just a nut, trying to get a squirrel!
244. You have a copy of "Air Bull". 245. Not only do you have a copy of "Air Bull", you can sing along with it word for word. 246. Not only do you have a copy of "Air Bull", and can sing along with it, you've ever been in your car, turned up the bass and rocked out to the song while driving down the street in your convertible. 247. Not only do you have a copy of "Air Bull", and can sing along with it, and rocked out to the song in your convertible, you've sent the song into a radio station so it can get the proper play it deserves. 248. Not only do have a copy of "Air Bull", and can sing along with it, rocked out to it in your convertible, and sent it in to a radio station, you've brought the song to the attention of a major record company so it can get some nationwide coverage. 249. Not only do you have a copy of "Air Bull", and can sing along with it, and rocked out to it in your convertible, sent it to a radio station and brought the song to the attention of a major record company, you already have a concept for the video and have left several unanswered calls about getting a video made and put on MTV. 250. You realize that this list is a 1/4 complete and if it gets finished the Rockets are a lock for the Finals. Only 750 left to go. ------------------ Founder and President of the Houston Homers Club(HHC) - Are you a homer? Join now! The Rockets will be NBA champions. Believe. [This message has been edited by Puedlfor (edited March 31, 2001).] [This message has been edited by Puedlfor (edited March 31, 2001).]
#167: You proudly wear Hakeem's #34 jersey to a Raptors-Celtics game, despite being ridiculed by the Raptor mascot in front of everyone. I think 1000 reasons may have been a little too ambitious. We should have shot for something realistic, maybe #250. Azim da Dream ------------------ Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either. Just leave me the hell alone. http://www.clutchtown.com
251. You bought a jean jacket because Mo Taylor wears one. ------------------ Ceo of the Walt Williams and Lisa Malosky fan club. atheistalliance.org
252. Whenever Lisa Malosky says, "...and Calvin Cato..." you shake your head, shout at the TV and look for her phone number so you can call her up and say, "Damn -----! Get it right! K-E-L-V-I-N! You can't do your job? I'll be in the UPN 20 studios tonight ready to fill for you against the Jazz!" ------------------ Chris Webber at the July 28, 2001 3:00 PM news conference when he announces where he will go: "It seemed tough, but with guidance from Steve Francis, I learned my true destiny. That destiny is to play for the Houston Rockets, to bring them back to championship glory. One big man is all they need, and I believe I can fill that void. Thanks to the loyal fans in Sacramento, but Houston, Texas is where I belong."
253. You call up Stevie Francis every day and ask, "Did you call C-Webb today? What did he say? I want to know his exact words!" ------------------ Chris Webber at the July 28, 2001 3:00 PM news conference when he announces where he will go: "It seemed tough, but with guidance from Steve Francis, I learned my true destiny. That destiny is to play for the Houston Rockets, to bring them back to championship glory. One big man is all they need, and I believe I can fill that void. Thanks to the loyal fans in Sacramento, but Houston, Texas is where I belong."
254. You cried you were laughing so hard after you heard air bull's song btw...ROTFLMAO! That song is crazy! ------------------ Chris Webber at the July 28, 2001 3:00 PM news conference when he announces where he will go: "It seemed tough, but with guidance from Steve Francis, I learned my true destiny. That destiny is to play for the Houston Rockets, to bring them back to championship glory. One big man is all they need, and I believe I can fill that void. Thanks to the loyal fans in Sacramento, but Houston, Texas is where I belong."
255. You spend so much time on the Clutch City BBS that you've come to be oddly comforted when one of its members talks about eating squirrel. 256. When your wife asks you a question about the Rockets as a kind gesture because she really isn't interested, you explain every nuance of the team until her eyes glaze over and she remembers why she never asks about the Rockets. ------------------ AAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!
257. You get inspired by the song "Air Bull" and decide that when Matt retires you will dedicate your life to getting his jersey number retired by the rockets. ------------------ ~John~ If you make it Karl Malone proof, they will make a better idiot.
258. You carve the words "Bill Kennedy will pay" on your arm. 259. You spend hours at night reading articles so you can get the scoop on where webber will REALLY go. 260. You spend an hour or 2 a day on realgm trying to find out how you can get rid of Walt and Cato and get Cassell and Horry back on the team. 261. You stay up really late at night just in case Doc Rocket has a new rumor/riddle/code to rack your brain with. 262. You can't sleep until you figure out that code. "IR/__ 1X" (Still haven't figured this one out) [This message has been edited by Band Geek Mobster (edited April 01, 2001).]
263. You'd like nothing more than to see Wally, Kevin, and Terrell all sprain their ankles just so they could miss 10 games. ------------------ Hakeem "The Dream" Olajuwon is the greatest player in the history of basketball. If you disagree, you are not a Rocket fan.
264. You refuse to watch the dunk contest until Matt Bullard and Walt Williams are in it. ------------------ Never Underestimate the Heart of a Champion
