170. You are willing to let anyone slap your sunshine ass if they can yell D-FENSE louder than jamcracker.
172. You tell Rudy on 610 call-in that we *really* need Hannibel Lechter to run the Snack on Shaq play... <font size="1" color="> [This message has been edited by heypartner (edited March 31, 2001).]
174. You have a dream that the Harley Davidson riding Hell's Angels are providing "officiating" for another Harley riding star...Karl Malone...at an NBA benefit Concert in San Francisco like the Rolling Stones, and that punk John Stockton does a flop off the stage....so the Hell's Angels officials stab him to death, while Karla is screaming NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, that's my Lover! So, after a look of bewilderment...they stab him, too. [This message has been edited by heypartner (edited March 31, 2001).]
175. Your remote control is being held together by duct tape. 176. You spend the night of your 5-year anniversary in a trailer outside an early voting location so you can get on TV saying you were the first person in Houston to vote YES on the new arena. 177. You risk insanity and your marriage on a 9-month campaign to get an arena referendum passed. 178. You spend every day of your life updating a web page with Rockets information and don't get paid a dime for it. (Clutch rules!) 179. You spend nearly every day of your life reading updates on a Rockets web page. 180. You worry that your internet service going down means you'll miss something about the Rockets. 181. You maintain that the only reason the Rockets won their two championships was because of the collectible Rockets cup you drank from for every game those two seasons and they don't win any more because you lost it. 182. You swear that you are the Rockets regular season good luck charm because you haven't been to a Rockets loss in the Compaq Center since 1992. ------------------ AAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH!!! [This message has been edited by Jeff (edited March 31, 2001).]
183) You run up your cable bill watching the early home playoff games and don't pay it until the season opener a year later. hehehe. ------------------ I am an invisible man.
184. You keep losing one girlfriend after another for your fetish for having a big ass afro and girls m.o.a.n.ing ... M.O.O.O.O.O.O.O.chieeeee! [This message has been edited by heypartner (edited March 31, 2001).]
185.when you were a 12 years old boy in israel you convinced your perentes to get cables just so you can see a few rockets game in arabic. 186.you know more about the rockets that play in another continent than you do about the local bball team that plays 100 meters away from your home. 187.you were late to your first meeting at the IDF because you stayed up all night to see the rockets lose! on nba.com court side live. 188.you provided Clutchcity.net a scoop about Nate huffman ------------------ [This message has been edited by AsherOcketIsBack (edited March 31, 2001).]
189) You still remember the now defunct LAUNCH PAD web site. ------------------ I am an invisible man.
Yep. I am a fanatic. More like three remote controls, though. ------------------ Hakeem "The Dream" Olajuwon is the greatest player in the history of basketball. If you disagree, you are not a Rocket fan. [This message has been edited by ZRB (edited March 31, 2001).]
190. For 6 months, you felt Jeff wasn't doing enough to save our rockets and get a new stadium, once at your favorite Ice House, you actually discussed the logistics of hiring Timothy McVeigh to lose the summit.
191. You once assaulted Nick Van Exel with a stick of bright red lipstick to make his lips match his sissy eye-lashes.
192. You got your first chance to sit behind the Rocket's bench at a game, so you bought a pack of red markers and a clipboard in case Rudy ran out during the games.
193. On your second game behind the Rockets bench, you brought a case of Jack Daniels since Rudy ran out of that last game.
194. To the first game against the Spurs after the 2nd Title, you and your girlfriend wore Navy dress blues with jock-straps on the outside.
195. You really, really thought Vernon Maxwell was the BEST; you yelled to him during a game ("yo' Momma Max'd me out"), just so you could experience getting cold cocked by your favorite player.
196. You're mom tells you the next morning that you were yelling kapaya! kapaya! kapaya! in your sleep. ------------------
197. Being the most superstition person on the planet, during the parade after beating NY you found yourself caught in a "We Believe" superstitious time warp, so you were telling everyone who would listen that you thought the parade was premature..."We still don't have our Rings!". [This message has been edited by heypartner (edited March 31, 2001).]
198. you were sitting courtside and you heard Hakeem(pre-muslim), right before punching out J.R Reid say: mutha-****a-you, and have loved the Dream ever since. ------------------
