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1000 signs you're a Rockets Fanatic (obsessed)

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Vengeance, Jan 11, 2001.

  1. DEANBCURTIS

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    84. Your college thesis was about Rudy's isos.

    85. You've dated Lisa Malosky so you could get close to the Rockets.

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  2. DieHard Rocket

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    86. You think Bill and Calvin should be on NBC every weekend doing the national games.

    87. Every time you hear Greg Gumbles voice, it sounds like he's saying "and John Stockton has sent the Utah Jazz to the NBA finals"...and then you can't stand it anymore so you change the channel.

    88. You actually tell people that you have Clutch's, the mascot, autograph.

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  3. DEANBCURTIS

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    89. When you met Whoopi Goldberg you asked her "What was it like to work with Walt Williams and Pig Miller in the movie Eddie".

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  4. Steve_Francis_rules

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    90. You remember the classic film "Heaven is a Playground" for Hakeem Olajuwon's amazing acting ability.

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  5. Vengeance

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    91. You bought 200 pairs of the Hakeem Olajuwon shoes so that you wear them forever.

    92. You think Rodrick Rhodes was a future star who never got his chance.

    93. You bid to name the new arena after yourself.

    94. You always play as the Rockets in NBA Live

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    ETONICS,had a pair myself,too bad all I have to remember them by is the shoe box [​IMG]

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  7. Rockets2K

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    95)You still get pissed whenyou think about the trades that sent away Sam Cassell, Rodrick Rhoades, and Tracy Murray!!

    96) You would rather talk to the players than go out with the power dancers!

    97)You are saving money to put out a contract on Karl-whineybaby Malone

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  8. Steve_Francis_rules

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    98. You honestly believe that Scottie Pippen is the spawn of the male and female personifications of satan, Stockton & Malone (you decide which is which).

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  9. DieHard Rocket

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    99. You actually remember Sedale Threatt and the half season or so he spent with the Rockets.

    100. You think Charles Jones was the greatest shotblocker coming off the bench...and that he retired too early.

    YIPEEEE! #100!

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  10. vj23k

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    But Rodrick is a future star who never got his chance. [​IMG] Damn you Sam Mack for signing with the Warriors at least we would have SOMETHING to show for that trade.

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  11. Vengeance

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    101. You still have an unopened bottle of the Hakeem Olajuwon water (anyone remember this?)

    102. You've read "Living the Dream" 10 times and it always gets you when he talks about the championships

    103. You maintain that Rudy Tomjonavich is a better coach than that overhyped Phil Jackson.

    104. Your fantasy basketball team includes ONLY Rockets players.

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    I know this is off topic but how did we lose Rhodes? I forgot, someone enlighten me please.

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    Vengeance:
    Rudy T may actually be a better coach than Phil. First of all, Phil has always had the best player in the league on his team (MJ or Shaq). The offense which he is given credit for was designed and implemented by one of his assistants. And he obviously isn't that good at keeping egos in check if he can't handle the situation occuring now.

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  14. Vengeance

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    SFR -- oh, I do think that Rudy T is a better coach . . . but try arguing that to anyone but rocket fans and you'll get nowhere.

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    105. If you were once the president of the Pete Chillcut(Chilly Pete) fan club.

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    106) You enlighten Geek Mobster with Rocket wisdom by reminding him that Rodrick Rhodes was traded to Vancouver for Sam Mack.

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  17. Vengeance

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    107. You brag to everyone that you knew what was going down with Dream before it happened (thx Clutch).

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    108. You take your car to Dream & Bros. Car Wash on San Felipe just in case Dream is working that day!

    109. You know what fockass means.

    110. Even though you have nosebleed seats when you go to a game, you still act like you have the best seat in the house!

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    111. you trade a ticket to Whistler, British Columbia(the best skiing in the world) in for its worth in Rockets tickets



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    112. You still have the painted back window (a bit faded) on your car/truck from the two times we won the championships!!

    113. You don't wear the t-shirts you bought from the two championships, so that they'll keep their collectors value.

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