We haven't and it's because you havent gone on any rampages reciently however finalsbound just had a good one
1212. You colored the R, O, C, K, E, T, and S keys on your keyboard orange and gold sorry about the number the 2nd post by finalsbound screwed me up
1169. You're taking a dump and right when it hits the water you grunt: KAPAYA! 1170. You tell your gambling uncle to bet on the Rockets even though you know they won't beat the spread.
1171. You slap your girlfriend for calling you a Rockets Freak in front of your relatives. 1172. When looking for a suit for your next interview you search neighborhood garage sales for Calvin Murphy replicas.
Actually this should be #1217 1217. All you want from christmas is , 4 Moochie afro sheens, 3 Kapayas, two Rocket power dancers, and a partridge and a pear tree.
1219. You collect dirt samples from the new arena site. 1220. Compaq Center is better known as "Your Mecca". 1221. You remix "Super Bowl Shuffle" and make it a Rocket championship song. 1222. You legally change your name to _____ Rocket. 1223. You dress your gerbil in Rocket gear. 1224. If you had the chance you would lick every Rocket player's shoes. 1225. Whenever you watch "Rookie of the Year" you constantly think of the Rockets.
1226. You have your own acronyms for CLUTCH, ROCKETS, & HOUSTON. 1227. You've kicked your pet if the Rockets mess up. 1228. Your male and have dressed in Rocket Power Dancer clothes before. 1229. You have a website dedicated to your season seat at Compaq Center. 1230. You get your tongue tattooed with a Rockets logo.
1232. when someone says "Happy New Year", you think of the rest of the Rocket's season... 1233. You buy fireworks solely because they remind you of "Rockets" 1234. ....hey look: 1234, 1234, 1234....heh hee, ain't I cool? tee!
1235. You celebrae the New Year by watching Clutch City over and over again. 1236. You have contests seeing who can make the most words using only the letters in Rockets. 1237. ClutchCity.net is your Internet Mecca. 1238. You bought the toy rocket Buzz Lightyear rode in. 1239. You have more than 20 Hakeem bobbleheads and refuse to sell one of them. 1240. You eat apples and blueberries for breakfast. (Red & Blue)
1241. If you lose your short term memory...u tattoo clutchcity.net on your forearm so that youll remind yourself to check the website everyday.
1242. When you continually post in the same f$%#@!@$ thread for an entire year about how your obsessed with the Rockets.
1244. When you watch the Rockets-Pistons game instead of the Rose Bowl national championship game! Have to admit I did a little channel flipping. My wife figured that I had totally "crossed over"
1245. You have Rocket Power dancers as your wallpaper. 1246. You've tried to get a subscription to Blastoff! 1247. You keep your beer cups from Rocket gamesif they have a logo or anything about the Rockets on them. 1248. You dressed up as Moochie on Halloween. 1249. You have a tattoo of each Rocket player who has had their numbe retired. 1250. If you have tried flew to another city just to catch a Rocket game.
