1,126) You invite friends from work to watch the Rocket playoffs with you at your home and then you kick them out (literally) because they weren't rooting for the Rockets.
1,129) You tell your 3 year old son, everday of his life that he better be a Houston Rocket. And you believe he will replace Steve Francis when he retires.
1129) You know you're OBSESSED when you post 10 separate posts (probably to up your post count) knowing they could've easily been put all in one post, numbered consecutively...
Am I the ONLY person that hasn't posted in this thread? Oh well... 1131) You strip naked, lather your entire body in olive oil, make a big bowl of gaspacho, but then realize that the Rockets aren't playing until the NEXT night, but you figured that you've already wasted a bottle of olive oil, so you turn it to the scrambled p*rn channel instead... PS: $50 to the last person to post in this thread when it gets closed!
1,130) When your boss just walks up and says "what are you working on?" and you tell them...."I am posting 50 reasons why I am an obsessed Rockets fan." Is that a bad sign?
1,131) When someone you don't know (rockHead) becomes your idol because he took pictures of the Dream.
Awww, c'mon rockHEAD....I said you were my idol. Besides, I was just following HeyPartner's lead. Another thing, I don't see the big deal in the amount of post count you have. Big freakin deal. Damn, I could be like you and reply frivolously to every single thing that someone starts a post about, but I have better things to do than "up my post count". But you are still my idol. And what about that trip to Amsterdam?
1,132) When you pass by Hakeems house everyday at lunch just to see if you can get a glimpse of him. 1,133) When you drop off a printout for CC.Net to Dream's gate, because you wanted him to know how much the fans didn't want him to leave. 1,134) When you know where every Houston Rocket lives. 1,135) When you pass by Hakeem's office bldg on the Beltway 8, north of Briar Forest and you constantly tell your wife and kids that is where Dream does his business. Any you been doing it for years. 1,136) When you don't want to piss anyone (rockHEAD) off at CC.Net, so you confirm to their remarks about posting 10 different post.
1137. When FranchiseCat posts 10 posts in here to run up his post count you dont care b/c you are just happy you brought this post back from the dead, again.
1138. You feel it is your patriotic duty as a rockets fan to bring this thread to the top ever 2 weeks. 1139. You were included in the AP article about CC.net 1140. You would be willing to post bail for the members of the clique because you know that if they are in jail they cant give you inside information on any of the Rockets (except for maybe Ex-Rocket Vernon Maxwell)
1141. when you still decide to post why your a Rockets fanatic despite it being 141 signs after 1000........ hey I know its lame, but I had to get one post in on this thread
1142. (This may have already been said) You don't care if there was definitive proof, but when John Lucas, Lewis Lloyd, and Mitchell Wiggins were all on the Rockets team, there was no way that they could be taking drugs.
1143: When you're busy at work, but you still find time to spell HOUSTON ROCKETS on your calculator using the number keys.
you became friends in the 5th grade with some kid only because he had a trampoline in his back yard and lived next to Ralph Sampson...
