HOLY CRAP!!! I thought I was the only one! In fact, I never even looked up the real words, just always used the Olajuwon. hehehe. ------------------ snap crackle pop
CK, you're NOT alone!!!!!! i thought I was the only one. rH ------------------ The Psychedelic Groove House of Rockets Basketball Love! Only after the last tree has been cut down, Only after the last river has been poisoned, Only after the last fish has been caught, Only then will you find that money cannot be eaten. -Cree Indian Prophecy *** THIS SPACE FOR LEASE ***
You watch the movie "Clutch City" over and over again ------------------ Ceo of the Walt Williams fan club. Web site coming soon atheistalliance.org
You get a job offer in Hawaii, but decide to stay in the cement-covered Houston because of the Rockets. And you tell your family, "but I love Houston. It has great restaurants, no tourists," and other self-convincing mantras.
or how about this one: 2. You get a job offer in the beautiful city of Vancouver for $3million, and turn it down to live in Houston.
HP, PLEASE tell me you were joking. ------------------ "Thirty-seven?" -Randall, Clerks www.clutchtown.com
when you break household appliances and remote controls during rocket playoff games because you get so into it.... ------------------
55. The mere mention of Karl Malone and John Stockton gets your blood boiling!!!!! ------------------ SUCK POLICE!!!!!! To point out individuals or teams that have managed to reach the pinnacle of SUCKINESS!!!!! ----- JAZZ SUCK!!!!!!!
56. You daydream about new colors for the Rockets uniforms, and then actually send a letter to Les explaining your theory. 57. You forgo sex with your girlfriend to catch the last few minutes Rockets game ------------------
58. You're still paying the repair bill for that 'mishap' that happened to your wide screen television after Stockton's shot in '97. 59. You cried like a baby after that shot. 60. You think Calvin Murphy is the best color man in the business. 61. Clutch has been like a father to you. 62. You still think Vernon Maxwell is a great player. 63. You have a fan club dedicated to Chucky Brown ------------------ WooHoo! The season's here!....I'm still gonna need that keg of Pepto-Bismol. [This message has been edited by AstroRocket (edited January 12, 2001).]
64. You own the entire line of Rudy T Ties. 65. You've lost two girlfriend's in a row over your obsession with wearing Rudy T ties with Calvin Murphy zoot-suits, and you don't care.
72.) You swear you schooled John Stockton when you were in high school in the summer 1986 . (taken from my brother who makes this claim) 73.) You do anything to get Clutch's attention ------------------ "Its a good thing they don't make posters of European players" -Walt Williams after getting "posterized" by Zan Tabak .
74. You could wear a different clean houston rockets shirt/jersey every day for three weeks before you had to do the laundry. ------------------
Dude, that is sad. A true Rocket fanatic knows how to stall the girl without her thinking that you are stalling till the game is over!!! Do things like make sure all the doors are locked and all the lights are off or the kids are tucked in, all the while glancing at the TV with one eye and watching your girl with the other. Or better still, stay married for 14 years like me and you won't have to worry about sex anymore! ------------------ Behad Sergeant at Arms of the Clutch BBS
75) Over your wife's repeated objections..you continue to wear the back-to-back championship tshirt even tho it has more holes than a tennis racket in it! 76)Your family swears that they shoud've hired you to do the Reliant commercials because you are even nuttier than the guys they show 77) Your prize possession is a Drexler jersey with the cherished Red and Gold colors ------------------ Scene: Watching the Utah-Houston game at home. My daughter: So, those guys in the dark uniforms are the bad guys?? Me: Yes baby, You nailed it on the head!! I'm so proud of my baby!! [This message has been edited by Rockets2K (edited January 14, 2001).]
66. You draw Calvin's "V" on your forehead with magic marker. 67. You know Pig Miller was in Space Jam. 68. You grow an afro like Moochie. 69. You've named your two children Hakeem and Olajuwon. ------------------ Ceo of the Walt Williams fan club. Web site coming soon atheistalliance.org
71. In your quest for dolting idolatry experiences in life comparable to being kicked in the gut by Joey Ramone while lying at his feet on stage (true, yeeooow!), you can think of nothing more exciting than to be guarding a 2 on 1 fastbreak against Moochie and Francis and Moochie bounces a pass off your forehead to Francis who leaps over you for a groin enyo' face slam...yeeooow!! Oh sweet it IS!
78. You believe every call against the Rockets is a bad call. 79. You still listen to the "Houston Rockets Memory Mix" from a few years ago. 80. Your whole PC is Houston Rockets themed 81. You turn off the phones in the house and lock the doors during a Rockets game. 82. You show up for the game eight hours early, so as to not miss a second of the action. 83. You post a personal ad: "SM Houston Rockets fan seeks Single Female Houston Rockets Fan. Must enjoy Houston Rockets basketball and long walks around the Compaq Center" ------------------ "Any answer that can't be questioned is no answer at all. It's gibberish. It's the jabbering of startled monkeys flinging dung at the moon" -- Scott Christensen -- www.ewav.com
The funny thing about this is that I also did just that, until it became too much and I just bought a new one. So now I have two hanging in my closet. ------------------ [This message has been edited by Steve_Francis_rules (edited February 12, 2001).]
