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1000 signs you're a Rockets Fanatic (obsessed)

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Vengeance, Jan 11, 2001.

  1. unt2003

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    when will this post die!!!!!!


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  2. Johnny Rocket

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    Not as long as I am here. hey where's lil pun?

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  3. DieHard Rocket

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    I've been meaning to post this since the draft, but didn't get around to it. But, for the record, Steve Francis was on my calendar during the month of June...and it brought me and the Rockets good luck by landing Eddie Griffin. Now I'm hoping next year there is a Rockets player on the calendar during April or May...right around playoff time.


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  4. tozai

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    1106) when someone risks his job to take pics of hakeem in stalker fashion and ask the question everyone is dying to know

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  5. ROXRAN

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    1107. The fact you promised yourself you won't post to this crazy thing that refuses to die but do so anyhow...

    also congrats the rockhead.

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  6. SirCharlesFan

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    1018)

    When you call into work sick because you want to stay home and watch the draft.

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  7. Agent86

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    Thats 1108


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  8. Vengeance

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    1109) You have over 1000 posts on CC.net!!

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    1110) When you move your family back to greater Houston because you're tired of never hearing the local news (in Albuquerque, NM) mention exactly which team Kenny Thomas plays for... only that he's a stinkin' "Lobo" Alumn!

    1111) When you can't resist posting (two answers within one reply) to this extravagantly long post!

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  10. rockHEAD

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    1112) You don't care what the BBS looks like, which one is used or what kind of smilies Clutch provides, you're still an obsessed fan!
     
  11. Jumanji

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    1113. Eventhough the iron-on championship emblem keeps falling off your 94 championship hat, you glue it back on with some ELmers.

    1114. You have Game 7 taped and watch it at least once a year.
     
  12. Johnny Rocket

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    1115. You have game 7 of 94 championship taped and you watch it at least once a WEEK

    1116. You have been waiting for 5 years to see someone hit the 10,000 Post mark (AstroRocket, HP only needs about 3,000 more to go)

    1117. You still refuse to let this post die.:D
     
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    1118) You care so much about the BBS, it DOES matter what version of smilies Clutch uses, it really does!!!!:cool:
     
  14. FranchiseCat

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    1,119) When your company offered game 4 tickets to the '95 Finals if you can make a shoot from 16' away with a nerf ball and hoop and your only final competition is 5'3" lady, in which you "accidentally" bump into during her shot. Just so you can win.
     
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    1,120) Once you won the nosebleed section tickets, you refuse to sell the pair for $500 cash.
     
  16. FranchiseCat

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    1,121) During the 5-6 months that the Rockets play, everyone who ever knew you knows not to call, come by, telegram, or write a letter to you during the game.
     
  17. FranchiseCat

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    1,122) You put your 3 kids to sleep at 6:30 so you won't be disturbed during the game.
     
  18. FranchiseCat

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    1,123) You have sex DURING[/B] Rockets game.

    C'mon, some things you can't give up completely.

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  19. FranchiseCat

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    1,124) You give your wife gobs of $$$ to go out (when sex is not an option) just because you don't want to be disturbed during the game. Up to 5 nights a week!
     
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    1,125) At the end of the week you realize that giving all that $$ to your wife to get out during games is breaking you, so you two make arrangements for you to spend the next week at a friends house so you can watch the games and save money at the same time,
     

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