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1000 signs you're a Rockets Fanatic (obsessed)

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Vengeance, Jan 11, 2001.

  1. Chuck04

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    1086. .. and it was you!

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  2. SirCharlesFan

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    Yes, yes, that really did happen...

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  3. vj23k

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    Hmm, 2000 doesn't sound like a very rounded number, how about 1,000,000

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  4. Johnny Rocket

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    We wont get there unless lil pun decides to come out of his comma.

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  5. Azim da Dream

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    1087. You actually feel proud even after eating your own words where you doubt a group of die-hard Rocket fans will be able to find 1000 signs they're Rocket fanatics.

    1088. You strain yourself to do reps of 34 when doing push-ups, in honour of the legendary Hakeem Olajuwon. Never mind you just did a set of 50 3 minutes prior.


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  6. Johnny Rocket

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    1089. You buy shell gas because you like the colors.

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  7. LAM

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    1090:
    Whenever you feel down and out, watching the Rox videos Double Clutch and Hakeem the Dream just puts you back in the right frame of mind. (I can't find a copy of the first championship video).

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  8. Curly

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    1091: You wake up in the middle of the night, run into the next room and check your 1986 NBA Finals Program to make sure your memory is still fresh.

    Ehlo
    Harris
    Leavell
    Lloyd
    McCray
    McDowell
    Olajuwon
    Petersoen
    Reid
    Sampson
    Waiters
    Wiggins

    Coach: Fitch
    Asst Coach: Dawson, Rudy T
    Trainer: Vandervoot

    Yup! I was right...back to bed.

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    1092. Despite the fact that you are a California citizen suffering through high electricity costs, you still cheer when your congressman says Reliant Energy's profits are skyrocketing on C-SPAN.

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  10. Johnny Rocket

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    1093. You are no sure what the hell that has to do with the rockets other then the fact that Reliant Energy is written on the bottom of your hakeem bobblehead doll which you look at everyday

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  11. Johnny Rocket

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    1094. You promise yourself that every week you will bring this thread to the top.

    1095. You will post a reason every week saying you have kept your promise for X weeks until this list hits 10,000 if that is what it takes.

    <h1>DONT LET THIS THREAD DIE GUYS!!! COME ON!!!</h1>

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  12. Johnny Rocket

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    1096. You bring this thread back to the top after a month and a half break.

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    No offense, but couldn't you guys just start a "Part II" thread? Clutch has already stated that huge threads cause problems for the server. I know... the BBS has moved to a new server, so maybe it won't be a problem.

    ... ok, I'm leaving now

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    1101. You're such an obsessed fan you (Dr. of Dunk) wants to start a SECOND obsessed fan thread! What a FAN!!
     
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    1102. You firmly believe that Hakeem Olajuwon's blocked shot of Rod Strickland's layup in the 1993 Western Conference quarter-finals is the single most amazing play in the history of sports.

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    1103. u go to every cba game possible just so you may say you saw a future houston rockets player.

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    i just wasted a couple seconds of your life while u read my post...this one is a bonus...
     
  18. red

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    double post..oh well

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    1104: You just found this thread today and read every post in it without getting up once

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    1105. You will never admit that you saw kjs dunk on dream. . . not that it happend, people just keep telling me it did.

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