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1000 signs you're a Rockets Fanatic (obsessed)

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  1. mr_oily

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    1061) You know someone who spent over $200.00 dollars on ebay Rocket Memorobilia in less than a month!
    1062) You know someone who spent over $200.00 dollars on ebay Rocket Memorobilia in less than a month...and not a single item was a bobble head!



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  2. RunninRaven

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    1063) You did a little dance of glee yesterday when your Hakeem bobble head doll arrived in the mail (bought off of Ebay).

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  3. Wakko67

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    1064. When you wake up in the morning you bounce your Dream bobblehead for good luck.

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  4. Vengeance

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    1065. When you listen to the song "Notorious B.I.G." from the "Born Again" album, you assume Lil' Kim is talking about Steve Francis when she says "We're takin' over like Francis". (is she?)
    1066. You compare the Rockets destruction of a team to the Norman invasion (in 1066).

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  5. Johnny Rocket

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    I got it for my birthday a week ago last monday [​IMG] (I am 100% serious, I really did.)

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    1068) You start to cry when the Rockets fall behind by alot, and start slamming the bed and hitting the walls. If they DO lose (that's a big IF [​IMG]), you tear apart your hamper thing, wear a towel over your head and just start a general tirade upon anyone who approaches you.

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  7. tacoma park legend

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    I thought I was the only one!

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  8. rockHEAD

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    1067. You buy a Rockets knit hat and it's spring in Houston (+80 degrees) but you still wear it anyway!!

    [​IMG]



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  9. mr_oily

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    1069)Waking up so early never felt better for the simple fact that the JAZZ lost in the 1st round to the DALLAS MAVS!
    Go ROCKETS! [​IMG]

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    What the hell, go for 1000000!

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  11. Johnny Rocket

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    I dont think Lil Pun is up to it [​IMG] [​IMG]
    Yes I am doubting you Lil Pun. come on show me I am wrong

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  12. Johnny Rocket

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    1070. You parents agree to buy you any pair of sunglasses you want for your birthday and instead of getting a $120 pair of Oakleys you get a $5 pair of these

    [​IMG]

    1071. You own more then one Rockets trash can

    1072. You have a Rockets wall clock and wrist watch. (both from EBAY of course)
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  13. Vengeance

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    1073. You fly the Houston Rockets flag daily.
    1074. You bid on Hakeem Olajuwon's car.
    1075. Whenever you talk about the NBA with someone, you relate every team and every player somehow to the Rockets.

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    1076. You take it upon yourself to get to the bottom of a possibly fake auction and website on ebay. Thanks Jeff!
     
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    1077. You have a bag from the rockets shop on your wall
    1078. You bought a Rockets Inflatable Chair off of EBAY [​IMG]

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    1079. You skip your med school graduation to go see a rockets playoff game.

    1080. You skip your law school graduation to go see a rockets playoff game.

    1081. You skip your HS Graduation to sit at home and watch a rockets playoff game.

    1082. You have to be at your graduation because you are class president and sit on the stage so you put a radio in your pocket and listen to the game during graduation.

    1083. You suggest to the graduation commity that we should get Matt Bullard as the commencement speaker because he does live in the woodlands.

    <h2>COME ON PEOPLE DONT LET THIS THREAD DIE!!!! HEY LIL PUN VACATION IS OVER, GET BACK TO WORK.</h2>

    Hey vengeance maybe if you change the title to 2000 signs people will relize that we have upped the goal to 2000.

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  17. Vengeance

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    [​IMG] I don't think I can change the title.

    But that's the way this thread goes -- it dies down every few hundred reasons, then a month later it is resurrected and gets like 3 pages added in a week, then it dies again.

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  18. SirCharlesFan

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    1084) When the cashier accidentally rings up a Charles Barkley poster for 11 thousand dollars at the Rockets Shop and your dad says he wont pay that much you get pissed.

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  19. Vengeance

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    Did that really happen? [​IMG]


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  20. moestavern19

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    Here's My Own personal favorite ,It sfunny because its true .

    1085.) You are no longer ashamed your Dad's first name is Francis .

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