536) Every time Calvin Murphy says, "That's unfortunate, Bill", you laugh and agree that it indeed was unfortunate. 537) You believe that Bill Worrel truly does have the ability to jinx free throw shooters, and that he should utilize this skill on the opposing team more often. ------------------ Watch out for gay Limbo Dancers. [This message has been edited by RunninRaven (edited April 24, 2001).]
538. You congradulate the people who helped this thread get to 538 but you also remind them we have 462 to go. We are doing great guys!! Keep it up! ------------------ ~John~ Help keep the obsessed thread alive post the reasons why you are an obsessed Rockets fan by clicking here
I think this should be 528 b/c Dreamer was just restating a previous fanatic sign. ------------------ To resist is to piss in the wind, Anyone who does will end up smelling, Knowing this why do I defy, Cuz my inner voice is yelling.
222 reponses!!! holy freakin cow!!!! What is the largest reponse ever?!?!? 539)You have clutchcity.net as you favorite website 540)you check the forum at least 10 times a day on average. ------------------
540) If the Rockets win a game, you don't change your underwear b/c you are convinced it has "good rocket vibes". Then when they lose a game while you're wearing your lucky undies you refuse to wear them again on a gamenight.
OK I'll start this one at 540 since it was the last number posted. 540. If, for some strange reason, you love Miracle on 34th street. 541. When Barkley was still playing you always cheered at 4:34 PM. 542. On message boards that have absolutely nothing to do with the Rockets or basketball you leave a Rocket message. 543. If you say think Barkley vs. O'Neal was better than Thrilla in Manilla. 544. You hate NBC. 545. You hate O.J. for what he made NBC do. ------------------ Arkansas' Biggest Rocket Fan!
546. When walking in the street, you come across a dog turd and say "Excuse me Karl, or are you John?" 547. You've had an irresistable hate for Chanel 10 (Australia) for taking off NBA Games. The last Rockets game I saw was Chi@Hou in about 1997. ------------------ Karma happens.... Victoria Titans to win it all!
549. Because certain people have chosen to not make a signature shoe of Matt Bullard you use nike id to create a real "Air Bull". ------------------ Ceo of the Walt Williams and Lisa Malosky fan club. atheistalliance.org
550. You think Hakeem should've gotten an Oscar for Heaven is a Playground. 551. You think they should have substituted Hakeem for Ewing in SpaceJam. 552. You think Hakeem should have starred in SpaceJam. 553. You start your day with blueberries and cherries (blue & red) 554. You pay for RealAudio League pass because they don't show Rocket games in your area. 555. You have all the Houston newspaper from the two Rocket championships. ------------------ Arkansas' Biggest Rocket Fan!
http://bbs.clutchcity.net/ubb/Forum12/HTML/000002.html That would be my guess for the longest (1177 replies or something like that) ------------------ ~John~ Help keep the obsessed thread alive post the reasons why you are an obsessed Rockets fan by clicking here
556. Everytime you notice that the time is 7:47, you say "jumbo jet" cause Gene Peterson (Rockets Radio Announcer) says that sometimes!! example: Q: "What time is it?" A: "Jumbo Jet, 7:47!" ------------------ visit: The Psychedelic Groove House of Rockets Basketball Love! President, CEO & Charter Member of Rocketholics Anonymous Jiizz Coach Sloan, "OK guys, after we practice layups, I want everyone to pair up with a buddy and practice your flops"
557) You notice strange coincedences during games that prove that the Rockets refuse to play well when you are watching. 558) If someone at your work asks you who Hakeem Olajuwon is, you have to restrain yourself from killing them. 559) Everytime you finish urinating, you yell out, "How sweet it is!" ------------------ Watch out for gay Limbo Dancers. [This message has been edited by RunninRaven (edited April 25, 2001).]
560) You try to hack into the online NBA Store, with intent of removing anything related to Quitten, Flopton or Malone. 561) You drive down to Sacramento every night before a Kings game and hang up signs "H0uz70n 0wnz W3bb3r". 562) You single-handedly play against every player in NBA Live 2001 one-on-one as Hakeem Olajuwon (excluding Rockets, of course), and whoop them. 563) You attend Milwaukee games, and whenever Sam Cassell scores, you hold up a sign "Please come back!" ------------------
564) You think it would be a great idea to list all of these in one file and put them somewhere on CC.NET after this reaches 1000 565) When Elie hit his famous "Kiss of Death", you were not sitting on your hands 566) You think anyone who has met Hakeem Olajuwon and shook his hand must be the coolest person in the world. ------------------ Watch out for gay Limbo Dancers.
567. You FREAK out when Bart Simpson mentions the name "Olajuwon" when doing roll call in an old episode where they train to fight Nelson, episode #7605. (I think that's what it said in the credits... it went by so fast) [This message has been edited by rockHEAD (edited April 25, 2001).]
I started a word doc, got to about 300 and havent updated since i probably will this weekend ------------------ ~John~ Help keep the obsessed thread alive post the reasons why you are an obsessed Rockets fan by clicking here
568) You actually started a word document with 300 signs you're a rockets fanatic. ------------------ To resist is to piss in the wind, Anyone who does will end up smelling, Knowing this why do I defy, Cuz my inner voice is yelling.
569. You vow to spend at least 2 or 3 hours this weekend trying to update it. ------------------ ~John~ Help keep the obsessed thread alive post the reasons why you are an obsessed Rockets fan by clicking here
570. Your mom buys you a birthday card which reads, "It doesn't take a ROCKET scientist to figure out that you deserve a great birthday!" Just because she knows you'll get a kick out of the fact that the word rocket is in it. (You gotta love moms) 571. Your wall clock and wrist watch both have rockets logos in the background. ------------------ ~John~ Help keep the obsessed thread alive post the reasons why you are an obsessed Rockets fan by clicking here
