438. Whenever you describe something you always compare it to the rockets. for example "That was as sweet as a Matt Bullard 3-pointer" ------------------ ~John~ Help keep the obsessed thread alive post the reasons why you are an obsessed Rockets fan by clicking here
439. You trippen' like Afro Thunder's opponents! 440. Wazzzup, boy, Slick as Cat! 441. Was I dreamin' or did Dream just stuff Shaq? 442. Your so crossed I could have sworn I just had a vision of Moochie! 443. That's more depressing that Mr. Cato himself. 444. You look more clumsey than John Stocking attempting to make a flop look real! 445. You always use Rocket metaphors. 446. You always use Rocket similies. 447. You always use Rocket personificaton. 448. You always use Rocket idioms. 449. You always use Rocket ONOMATOPOEIOAS!!! ------------------ Chris Webber at the July 28, 2001 3:00 PM news conference when he announces where he will go: "It seemed tough, but with guidance from Steve Francis, I learned my true destiny. That destiny is to play for the Houston Rockets, to bring them back to championship glory. One big man is all they need, and I believe I can fill that void. Thanks to the loyal fans in Sacramento, but Houston, Texas is where I belong."
Gawlee Lil Pun, you might contribute half the list yourself. ------------------ Never Underestimate the Heart of a Champion
450. You refuse to add anything to the "1000 signs you're an Astros Fanatic" thread until you get to 1000 on this list.
451. You own a box of Frosties (the Europeen version of Frosted Flakes) from Spain becasue it has Hakeem Olajuwon on it. ------------------ ~John~ Help keep the obsessed thread alive post the reasons why you are an obsessed Rockets fan by clicking here
452. You drive by Hakeems house blaring Supertramps "Dreamer". ------------------ Ceo of the Walt Williams and Lisa Malosky fan club. atheistalliance.org
453. You watched the Disney Channel because someone told you "Dream" was on there 454. You own 2 Dan Langhi Rookie cards 455. You own a Jason Collier Rookie card 456. You went to a swap meet and debated whether to buy a Steve Francis card or a Jason Collier card with Steve Francis on it . 457. You only watch NBC ONLY for the XFL million dollar game and maybe The West Wing. 458. You tried for 15 minutes to come up with a nickname for Sean Colson . 459. You go on the internet and search for Walt Williams items . 460. You search the internet for Scottie Pippen haters . 461. You Love the Simpsons because Moochie loves them 462. You tell people about how good Cuttino Mobley is , they dont know who the hell your talking about . 463. You hate Miami because Hakeem said he will never sign a autograph there ever again 464. You Tried to jump over a car . ------------------ Vice President of Executive Operations of the Sean Colson Fan Club http://bbs.babitze.com [This message has been edited by moestavern19 (edited April 21, 2001).]
465. You have the letters R-O-C-K-E-T-S highlighted on your keyboard. 466. Your favorite channel is 34. 467. You use a Rockets player name and number as an Internet password. 468. You think Barkley should run for governor of Alabama. 469. You develop a secret language based on past and present Rocket player names. 470. When writing your signature you write a little 34 under it. 471. You think Hakeem would've beaten Shaq in that one on one game. 472. You've spent over $500.00 on a signed Jason Collier ball. 473. If Charles Barkley had liposuction, you would buy a sample of the fat for $75.00. 474. If someone says, "we're going to the Compaq Center" you say, "it's Compaq Center not THE Compaq Center. 475. You know the correct address of the Compaq Center and write frequently. ------------------ Arkansas' Biggest Rocket Fan!
476. You never have called the rockets stadium Compaq Center you always call it the summit or the laptop. ------------------ ~John~ Help keep the obsessed thread alive post the reasons why you are an obsessed Rockets fan by clicking here
477. You play with your food and make letter like H and R or Rocket shapes. 478. You don't light rockets on the 4th of July because you don't want them to explode. 479. You would camp out to get a Langhi autograph. 480. You can name all of the Rockets 2nd round draft picks. 481. The best part of "The Star Spangled Banner" is "and the Rockets red glare". 482. On games up jack up the player rating so none of the Rockets miss a shot. 483. You signed up for RocketCash because you thought you get free Rocket merchandise. 484. You're still waiting fro Real Sports to do a segment on the Rockets. 485. If you think Rudy T. is the greatest NBA coach/player of all-time. ------------------ Arkansas' Biggest Rocket Fan!
486. You go to the yahoo news section after every game to download the latest Rockets photos off of the AP wire. ------------------ ~John~ Help keep the obsessed thread alive post the reasons why you are an obsessed Rockets fan by clicking here
487. You started some sort of Rocket club on Yahoo! 488. You started a Rocket player community on MSN. 489. You replaced your parents picture on the mantle with your Hakeem bobble-head doll. 490. You put a picture of Clyde Drexler over your grandmother's in a frame and have to switch it whenever she comes over. 491. You got a platinum/gold/silver tooth cap with a HR in it. 491. You buy a necklace with a Houston Rockets charm. 492. If anybody uses the phrase "Never under estimate the heart of champion" besides a member of the Rocket organization you think they should be sued for copyright infringment. 493. You can't start the day without drinking coffee from your Houston Rocket mug. 494. You personalize all your belongings with a special Houston Rocket stamp. 495. You call your kid nicknames like "Little Dream" or Glyde Junior". 496. You think the Rockets logo is the NBA's absolute best. 497. You bake a cake each time a Rocket player's birthday arrives. 498. You think the next NASA shuttle should be named The Dream. 499. You write Rocket messages on bathroom walls and mirrors. 500. You but the new "Hakeem Spaldings" every year. ------------------ Arkansas' Biggest Rocket Fan!
501. You have created a Rockets squad with Chris Webber on it at whatifsports.com. ------------------ Ceo of the Walt Williams and Lisa Malosky fan club. atheistalliance.org [This message has been edited by DEANBCURTIS (edited April 23, 2001).]
502. You play Michael Jordan one-one on NBA Live with Olajuwon on rookie level so you can whip the sh*t out of him. 503. You would pay $1,000 for a half-eaten piece of pie if it was being eaten by Barkley. 504. If the Rocket players came out with a song similar to the Super Bowl Shuffle, you would do all possible to make it #1 on TRL. 505. You've spent years looking for the suit worn by Olajuwon on Letterman. 506. You have the picture of Dream, Pippen, and Barkley with Pippen's head cut off. 507. You frame your Rocket posters instead of using tacks. 508. You made a dart board where Pippen's head is the bullseye. 509. You have a miniature replica of Compaq Center. 510. You think the Rocket store should expand to all 50 states. ------------------ Arkansas' Biggest Rocket Fan!
hahahahaha ------------------ Vice President of Executive Operations of the Sean Colson Fan Club http://bbs.clutchcity.net
511. You use the clutchcity.net wallpaper archive to change your wallpaper at least once a week. 512. On other sites you refer to clutchcity.net as your home page. 513. You know the specific colors of the Houston Rockets: example (metallic blue) 514. You were sad when Zan Tabak left. 515. Even thought Jordan did a lot during his career, you still wouldn't have drafted him over Olajuwon. ------------------ Arkansas' Biggest Rocket Fan!
Man, I do all those things 516. One of your claims to fame is you played ball against a friend of Turbo the Rocket's mascot. 517. You have collected the sports page containing the box scores for every Rocket playoff game since 1994. 518. You had a store owner point a gun at your head because of an argument you just had with them about getting a sports page containing a Rocket playoff box score. 519. You have your own Rocket fan page which you update regularly. 520. You swear the reason the Rockets haven't won another championship is because Les Alexander switched our lucky Red and Gold uniforms to pajamas. 521. You watched Maxwell's 32 pt half in the playoffs in Virginia after driving there, for the weekend, from Houston. 522. You WILL build a Rocket/Hakeem shrine once you buy a house. 523. You have a friend who bought a 1994 New York Knick NBA Champions jersey at a flea market just to rub it in. 524. You know it's really pronounced "Lisa MANosky". 525. You hate the fact that you missed the entire third quarter of game 6 (?) of the 1994 NBA Finals. And you wish you strangle the television crew who made that decision. 526. You are known at any job you ever had as "THE Rocket fan" 527. You come up with Sean "Stone Cold" Colson. It's already been posted, but you just read every single post (all 515 of them) and replied. ------------------ DREAMer's Rocket Page
529. You have every issue of Blastoff. 530. You have a replica jersey of every player on the team. 531. In school you wrote a poem about the Rockets. 531. In school you wrote a story where the evil empire was known as Salt Lake. 532. If somebody calls you HO it's a compliment. 533. If the Astros were in the Series you would skip it to see a Rockets exhibition game. 534. You have a photography class and take pictures of Compaq Center and the playing floor. 535. You do your own comentary to every single Rocket game. ------------------ Arkansas' Biggest Rocket Fan!
