Signs you are a HUGE Rockets fan (bordering on obsession? ) I've been on a couple gaming bbs where we've done this -- at ttlg.com, they got the Thief:TDP count up to over 1600 I guess I'll start it off: 1. You're posting a new topic on the BBS at 3:28 AM 2. When you watch those "Reliant Energy Rockets Fan" commercials, you see yourself 3. You don't care what anyone says, Scottie Brooks was a good point guard 4. You've painted your car in midnight blue and white pinstripes 5. You have Houston Rockets Underwear 6. The rest of the world ceases to exist during a Rockets game ------------------ "Any answer that can't be questioned is no answer at all. It's gibberish. It's the jabbering of startled monkeys flinging dung at the moon" -- Scott Christensen -- www.ewav.com
After the second Rockets championship in '95 you tattooed on your a** ------------------ 'Deeds, not words, shall speak me.'
Ummm ya crawl out of bed and before your eyes have even adjusted to the light your reading the board at Clutch City. ------------------
9. If you miss a chat during game nights you feel like you've really missed something. 10. The off season is a bummer cause the Rockets aren't on TV! 11. You stay until they kick you out of the Summit/Compaq Center... 12. You still call it The Summit! 13. You really hate Scottie Pippen! 14. World B. Free means something to you! 15. You wanna get one good punch in on Kermit Washington. [This message has been edited by rockHEAD (edited January 11, 2001).]
You actually saw Serge Zwikker play. You're replying to a 100 post thread, pissed drunk at 4 am. You have ClutchCity.net as your homepage. You've seen at least 95% of the games over the last 5 years. ------------------ "Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever." - Gandhi
Oh... Color me stupid. I had no idea that Francis had an option to go to Hawaii. What was it, a beach volleyball position? ------------------ "Thirty-seven?" -Randall, Clerks www.clutchtown.com
Let's try to keep this numbered from here on out: 23. You spend your whole paycheck at "The Rockets Shop" before it goes out of business 24. No family members are allowed in the room while you're watching a Rockets game 25. You go to Blazers games (against any team) just to boo Scottie Pippen 26. You have more than three Houston Rockets bumperstickers 27. Bamboozled has become one of your favorite words 28. You write Houston Rockets Haikus 29. You are convinced Matt Bullard is a great SF ------------------ "Any answer that can't be questioned is no answer at all. It's gibberish. It's the jabbering of startled monkeys flinging dung at the moon" -- Scott Christensen -- www.ewav.com
30. The phrase "Never underestimate the heart of a champion" brings tears to your eyes. 31. In the Pearl Jam song Rats, you think the lyrics, "lick the dirt off a larger ones feet" sounds to you like "lick the dirt off Olajuwon's feet" 32. You dream of sitting courtside, without having to convince someone you are terminally ill.
Yo, Rockhead, I've met World B. Free. He's a really nice guy. ------------------ This is ktfirstbsktof01. I changed my email address, and I put it in the profile thing. I spelled it wrong, so I can't get my new password. Do you guys know how to recover the password? I can't use the forget your password? thing, cause the email address I put in is invalid. I'll use this username until I can restore my password.
--- ------------------ The Psychedelic Groove House of Rockets Basketball Love! *** THIS SPACE FOR LEASE *** [This message has been edited by rockHEAD (edited July 14, 2001).]
33) your strolling down your boulevard one day and a lady comes over to you and says: awww...Sir, look theres a cat stuck in the tree: and you say: "Oh yeah, sure lady, What in the hell would Cuttino Mobley be doing in a tree." ------------------ [This message has been edited by ROCKETBOOSTER (edited January 11, 2001).]
34)Its only November and Your sending Les Alexander expalanatory emails of your persoanaly designed 2001 Rocket Championship parade float. ------------------ [This message has been edited by ROCKETBOOSTER (edited January 11, 2001).] [This message has been edited by ROCKETBOOSTER (edited January 11, 2001).]
31. The word "kapiyah" (is that spelled right?) has entered your everyday vocabulary. By the way, is there really a rocket's shop? If so, does anyone know if they have a web site or catalog you can order? ------------------
36.) You Hate Vancouver 37.) You use the Pharse "How Sweet It is every time win on NBA 2K " 38.) Your username makes absolutly no sense , but your accepted if you like the Rockets 39.) You are the Only Person in the Staples Center Who Hasn't Forgot Who Clyde Drexler Is. 40.)You have 200 Different Hakeem Olajuwon Basketball Cards , And the Urinal he used in a 1987 game vs. The Utah Jazz 41.) You know who Tim Brueax , Pete Chilcutt and Chris Jent are. 42.) You were excited when we drafted Mirsad Turcan 43.) Your a Rocket Fan from Califonia and you havent jumped on the Lakers Bandwagon yet . 44.) You think Kelvin Cato Owns Shaquille Oneal . 45.) You've used 50,933 different User Names in the Chatroom , All pertaining tp the Rockets . 46.) You own a piece of the Summit ; signed by Carl Herrera ------------------ "Its a good thing they don't make posters of European players" -Walt Williams after getting "posterized" by Zan Tabak . [This message has been edited by moestavern19 (edited January 11, 2001).]
47) If your name is SteveFrancisRules and you want to order a Rockets shop catalog. 48)when plasterd off my ass at a bar really knowing not what I say a girly next to me asks for my name and phone number and the next afternoon I get a call and at the other end of the line theres some broad asking me if there is guy by the name of "Rocketbooster" there?...Huh? damn clutch, when are you going to get invisible edits on this damn thing - hee-hee ------------------ [This message has been edited by ROCKETBOOSTER (edited January 11, 2001).] [This message has been edited by ROCKETBOOSTER (edited January 11, 2001).] [This message has been edited by ROCKETBOOSTER (edited January 11, 2001).]
49) When the Rockets lose, your whole night is ruined. ------------------ When I die, I want to be reincarnated as that chair in the Britney Spears video.
DAAAAAMN! I SEE MYSELF CLEARLY!!!! Seriously, I guess I must be addicted. hehe. Here's my addition's: 50)You defend Steve Francis any chance you get 51)You yell at the TV for Rudy to NOT give the ball to Cuttino with 30 secs left 52)You yell at Rudy to stop running ISO's 53)You defend Charles Barkley any chance you get That's all I've got for now. More to come soon! ------------------ Francis out top, 9 seconds on the clock, he gives a no look pass to Cuttino Mobley, 4 seconds left, Mobley passes to an open Langhi in the corner with 1 second left! Langhi at the buzzer.......YES!!! How Sweet It Is!!
