#817.) The metal beer bottles sold at certain Toyota Center concession stands make great blunt weapons for clubbing rowdy visiting team's fans into submission! Go Rockets!
They are much better than the Houston Texans, there is always a hope for the rockets, they can improve sometimes now or later. You just have to follow them, love or hate, it does not matter.
The Rockets make it very easy for me to find 1000 reasons to love them, yet make it really hard to find 1 reason to hate them.