Came up with this before I saw this thread. I've been sending to Mav fan every chance I get. Poor Pitiful Dallas Fan, Top 10 reasons Rockets are going to beat the Mavs. 10. It is the year of Yao (sound of gong in the background) 9. T-mac better than any Euro-Texas-wannabe-alleged Nazi you can throw at him. 8. Clearance sale at Prada store will keep Mav fans away from American Airlines thus loosing any home court advantage you might have. 7. Matumbo playing like his Georgetown days when he was only 35. 6. Avery "the mad bomber" has been coaching them on how to improve their three pointers. 5. Van Gundy (Balkee) can dunk. Seriously, some players said he did it at practice. 4. Nellie saw unfavorable match up coming. His retirement was very similar to the Enron executives who quite before it hit the fans. 3. New Bankruptcy laws requiring credit card customers actually pay their bills could financially wipe out Dallas as a city before the end of the series. 2. Van Gundy's good looks can stun a team for at the first half of a game, giving us an insurmountable lead in the first game. 1. WBSS- White Boy Super Squad- Sura, Badgette, Bowen, Barry. You might not even know the game is over when they enter the game together, but it is.
#***) We finished last seasn with a 6-11 record from our last 17 games - we this season with a 12-5 record.
#100 because Dirk was embarrssed on cable tv on Mtv by a little kid that wanted tons of autographs...that right there shows bad thinking skills lol
137. We won game 1. 138. The Rockets proved they can stop Dirk, even without Juwan Howard. 139. They can't stop T-Mac and don't have an answer for him. 140. They get around 20 more free throws than the Rockets and still lose by over 10. 141. The Rockets always have a different shooter(s) stepping up.
142. Joe Crawford runs out of chapstick and can no longer continue to give Dirk Nowitzki fellatios without extreme pain. Result: Calling a fair basketball game. Rockets win.
143. Yao will go off in Game 2 for 30 + 144. Tmac will give S. Bradley a face wash with his nuts 145. Tmac will can a dagger with 2.2 sec left and give D-town a mean mug.
