111. Because we are "Humble" and "Hungry" 112. We've got JVG who gave the team a 200 page planning book to review and a DVD of Mavs footage to replay over and over....
116. If the world was shocked when Nixon resigned wait until we kick the Maverick behind. 117. Because we're so fast that when we turned off the light switch in our hotel in Dallas that we were in bed before the room was dark. 118. Because we're so mean we make medicine sick.
120. Van Horny and Slack make $24 million off the bench. Are there two bigger underachievers than them two? Oh, and did I mention: They can't defend a lick. They were proclaimed to be the next Bird and Jordan respectively. Cuban can buy players but he can't buy heart. Rockets in 5
121. Because I will wear the white Rox cap that I wore last the night the Rox torched the Lakers in game 3 last year!
Whoa, this got voted as one star thread? Sounds like some Mavs fans aren't too happy with our completely realistic and totally objective reasons for why the Rockets will win the series. That's okay, we'll show them. 122. Because since we've solidified our lineup with the Barry and Wesley trades, the Rockets are 2-0 vs the Mavs.
125. 10 years ago we won the championship with a hall of fame 2-guard and HOF Center. We are looking at the reincarnation. (It would have been better had we been the sixth seed again.) 126. I will be wearing my Olajuwon jersey from the 1994 season. 127. I spent $35 sending my nephew a TMAC jersey for his 2nd birthday. Plus his birthday is April 25th. (Game 2 for those people not paying attention)
Because some Rockets fans are gonna feed Dirk some of the burgers Kobe Bryant ate that made him feel sick during a series against Sacramento. He's gonna have a queasy feeling in his tummy come game time.
1??: Because they dont have any deffense 1??: Because we do and we have offense too Next: They dont have Najera anymore.