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100+ Reasons why the Rockets will beat the Mavs.

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by m_cable, Apr 21, 2005.

  1. m_cable

    m_cable Member

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    24. Because Mark Cuban made one of those genie wishes that don't quite turn out how he expects it to, and now he's billionaire but he's cursed to never win an NBA championship.

    25. Because David Stern will do everything in his power to matchup Miami and Houston in the Finals.

    26. Because screwing chuichuitrain with the edit feature will give the Rockets good luck. ;)
     
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    26. Because Rockets fans always count correctly.
     
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    27. Because I hate Dallas.
     
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    28. Dallas.....meet Ryan Bowen.
     
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    25. 1 billion supporter !!
     
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    30. better shoes.
     
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    31. Cuz we got better fans!
     
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    32. Because Finley plays some pretty sweet D-fense. :rolleyes:
     
  9. m_cable

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    35. Because T-mac and the Rockets are:

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    Too Legit To Quit!
     
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    36. because the Van Gundy shot J.R.
     
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    37. Because I bought tickets for the playoffs behind the goal and I will hold this picture up every time Dirk shoots a free throw.

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    It seems that 33 and 34 are missing, I add them back ;)

    33. Yao is very optimistic that we could advance to second round, and we should have faith in him.

    34. Yao + T-Mac >>> Dirk
     
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    Guess we are up to 38?

    38. Van Exel doesn't play for them anymore, so he can't bail them out

    39. Finley will completely disappear for at least one game, and Terry will disapper for another
     
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    40. Jim Grey's presence will irritate the Mavs
     
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    41. [​IMG]

    It's obvious, isn't it?

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    The Harlem Globetrotters are rooting for the Rockets.

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    The Mario Ellie Kiss of Death playoff curse is in effect against the Mavs. You read it here first.
     
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    dallas sucks!

    i seriously think yao will have his coming out party...FINALLY!
     
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    45. Because Ive only sold chocolate fudge to a Mav fan one time and, true story, it took all of 5 seconds before he spilled it ALL over his Dirk jersey....no kidding LOL :D




    The fudge knows :p
     
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    46,10+ hundred million humankind support rockets win!!!
     
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    i've had some seriously good laughs so far in this thread!

    !!!!! WARNING - POOR TASTE COMMENT !!!!!

    46. Because the germans lost the last 2 wars they were in, & they'll loose this one too :D
     

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