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100 Reasons Why the Rockets Will Beat the Lakers

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by Texas Stoke, Apr 17, 2004.

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136) because i prayed they would

#141 ths balla, Apr 18, 2004

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137......

the triangle offense is a myth....

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We are the best team in the east.....yeah, that's right, I said it

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because if we don't, who will?

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because no one REALLY likes the Lake-show

#142 RocketsFAN3035, Apr 19, 2004
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Because all of my favorite teams can't lose this year.

#143 agballer98, Apr 19, 2004
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141) 'Cause I just saved a bunch of money by calling Geico.

#144 OrangeCountyCA, Apr 19, 2004
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142. Because all of the Rockets fans are going to bring pictures of Kobe's accuser to the game to get into his head!

#145 dsnow23, Apr 19, 2004
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143. no more Mark Madsen victory dance to look forward to

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#144. Because Yao posted on his BBS that JVG talked about strategies against Spurs last night.

#147 qiumi, Apr 19, 2004

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Because I already printed out 1000 of those for sell:

So you better win damnit!!!!!!

#148 LegendZ3, Apr 19, 2004
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Because 100 is exactly the amount of dollars I bet in Vegas that the Rox will win the CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!

Hows that for a vote of confidence?

I believe again!!!!

(20 to 1 odds) GO ROCKETS!!!! I could sure use the 2 grand.

#149 Rollinrockets, Apr 19, 2004
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#147 Fakers run out of their luck last game when Lakers made profit from Kobe's airball.

#150 ihatehyena, Apr 19, 2004
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#148 Because everybody lovers a WINNER!!!!!

#149 Because Kobe needs to get back to procreating with underage teens.

#150 Because Yao has over A BILLION FANS!!!!

#151 And McDonald's wants to serve over A TRILLION HAMBURGERS!!!!

theSAGE

#151 SageHare6, Apr 19, 2004
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152:Cause Jvg has fewer hair than Phi Jackson.
Chinese saying: a smart head doesn't grow hair

#152 lsqdavid, Apr 19, 2004
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153. Because..."We don't need excuses to lose, we need reasons to win." - JVG after Game 1...great quote - one of his best this year.

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154. Because Boki needs to prove why we took him 15th overall...passing on Boozer et al.

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155. Because the Lakers have become our most hated rival (ala Seattle and Utah of the 80's and 90's)...

#155 rocksolid, Apr 19, 2004
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156.

"I pity the fool who don't beat the Lakers!"

#156 Lil Pun, Apr 19, 2004
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157. Because I said so =)

#157 asianmasterdj, Apr 19, 2004
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#158: Because we all care so much to make this damn list!

#158 yaoisgod, Apr 19, 2004

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If Chewbaca is a wookie, the Rockets must prevail!

PS: Due to Kobe's defense team's refusal to employ the Chewbaca defense, Kobe should go ahead and start practicing his new workout.
1. Grab ankles firmly
2. "Thank you sir, may I have another"
Repeat as "Yard Time" allows..... ain't prison great...

#159 horns fan, Apr 19, 2004
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160. Cause Lakers are just a group of F**king Fakers!

#160 kevin8494, Apr 19, 2004

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