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100 Reasons Why the Rockets Will Beat the Lakers

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by Texas Stoke, Apr 17, 2004.

  1. Summer Song Giver

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    c;mon fellas don't leave me hanging there
     
  2. BrockStapper

    BrockStapper Contributing Member

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    yup...

    straight as a drunk man riding a blind mule...
     
  3. Texas Stoke

    Texas Stoke Member

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    Thats a great one man. It really is.
     
  4. Summer Song Giver

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    lmao
     
  5. Texas Stoke

    Texas Stoke Member

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    C'mon Brock Strapper SSG didnt predict the Rockets to lose in the game thread. Lets all pitch in the tip jar in Summer Song Givers name so he can edit his post. :D
     
  6. Texas Stoke

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    120) because Jim Foley is a stat freak.
     
  7. Summer Song Giver

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    I just got a job, start a week from Monday I'll contribute then (I'll edit it myself)
     
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    121) Cause Bill Lambier said so.
     
  9. Texas Stoke

    Texas Stoke Member

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    aww man, come on, just joking with you bro.

    122) Because I bet Lisa Malosky, wherever she is, is rooting on the Houston Rockets tonight. And that is comforting to a man who knows a real post game interviewer lady when he sees one.
     
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    123) Because Clutchfans can't count
    ^
     
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    124) because the lakers are overrated. Bill Walton needs to get off their jock! i hated his article, "houston, you've got a problem."


    125) Because Bill Walton is the biggest coat-tail rider EVER!
     
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    126) Because one of the Ventura County radio sponsers is "home of the six dollar burger..."

    good lord...

    you get a blowjob with that?!?
     
  13. Summer Song Giver

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    127) Because I hate Kobe
     
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    128) Because Yao will take up the team's slack and become the force on this team. Yao is also happy because Francis will be traded for Jason Kidd in the offseason. :D
     
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    129) Cause the Rockets will play their hearts out every night...and almost beat the Fakers in their own house!!
     
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    130) Cause they want it.
     
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    131) cause JJ doesn't miss twice
     
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    ???)Because they are the Fakers and they cant win, we are sth BIG
     
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    because Yao Ming is 100 feet tall



    because God is a Rockets fan
     
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    13X: And the most important reason, which has probably already been mentioned but bears repeating:

    DEFENSE!!!
     

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